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Dave

Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?

About Me


I AM THE
N IGHT OF THE L IVING D AVE.
THE LAST PERSON who asked me to describe myself eventually ripped his own ears off with a plastic fork. I HAD SURPRISINGLY LITTLE SHAME about it. Do you think I stopped talking about myself at that point? I mean, what would you guess? I TRY TO BE GOOD THOUGH. It's just they expect you to stay quiet sometimes, when YOU SHOULDN'T STAY QUIET sometimes.I am a WRITER and recovering dead person in Portland, Oregon. Every day brings more proof that I AM STILL DEAD, yet I hope some day to do that thing that would make me happy, eventually, maybe, WHATEVER THAT IS. I am in pain a lot and people are cruel. But maybe they are just cruel to me. If you are not cruel to me PLEASE don't start being cruel just because I said that.Question for you.Is COLLEGE a place where you can FIND ALL THE knowledge you could ever DESIRE or is it just a place where they put little kids eventually?
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My Interests

Unknown. I do not know what interests me. Probably multiple unknowns. Elaborate bathing rituals.

Music:

Hella, Ella, and sometimes Bela. I don't like that Fela. Venetian Snares, Mars Volta, Zappa. Don't take my prog fixation for granted, if you show up at my house with Dream Theater you will probably get hurt.I have a theory after dating many women who like the music of Leonard Cohen. They like Leonard Cohen because of the implied belief that they can abuse you to within an inch of your life and all you'll do in return is write a pretty song about it, like Leonard Cohen did. I want to tell you something. Please sit down first. Leonard Cohen killed those women, all of them. I, however, would not do that.

Movies:

Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii (the original), The Gleaners and I, that old russian movie about the trapeze star married to the vampire, all Terry Gilliam movies played simultaneously.

Television:

"The Denial of Death" by Ernest Becker.Okay, lame joke.In 2003 on Friendster I listed Battlestar Galactica as my favorite TV show many months before the new version came out, and I'm pleased that I don't have to change my profile over there.

Books:

"Bombproof Your Horse"

Heroes:

If I told you who my heroes are then you would probably fuck with them.