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Jorinde

Living a Pantomime - Curtain Up, Wasting Time...

About Me


Name:Jorinde
Birthday: October 12th
Current Location: Wirral. Beaches, fields, woods, cities…it’s good.
Ideal home: Keep my family home here, and also live in Sitges, Barcelona.
Eye Color: Blue as the bluest blue sky.
Hair Color: Brunette so much more classy, don't you think??
Height:Little enough to be cute - tall enough to reach!
Identify with: Animal lovers, fun girls, gay guys, non-homophobic straight guys, creatives, people who are comfortable in their own skin but are always trying to raise the bar, wits and bon viveurs
Your Heritage: German aristocracy meets Geordie coalminer!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Patrick Cox
Your Weakness: Bombay Sapphire & Tonic
Your Fears: Failure. Oh yes. Failure.
Your Perfect Pizza: Asparagus/artichoke/proscuitto/ shaved parmesan and a drizzle of good olive oil.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get one of my songs on a Kylie album!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL of course.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Espresso... bath…aah…what/who did I do last night???
Your Best Physical Feature: Boobs. They rock. Honestly, they do!
What gives your day a lift? Finding new music that I love.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Chrissy Ryan, my best friend who now lives in the States.
Snuggle up or dance all night? Dance all night, have breakfast, snuggle up…
McDonalds or Burger King: Oh please, how council!
Philosophy: Bitch + Beat = Boogie!!
Icecream: Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, but caffeine always a good thing.
Do you Smoke: Only sometimes when partying. Cartier occasionally, but have been known to scavenge odd Marlboro light when the mood takes me!
Do you Swear: Toured in a van with lots of boys for years. I do now!!!!
Do you Sing: Hell yeah!
Do you Shower Daily: Bathe daily actually, with scented oils...mmm!
Have you Been in Love: Once young and misguided, once misguided and unrequited, once mutual but ultimately unsatisfying. He’s out there somewhere…
Means so much to you: Little thoughtful gestures. Laughing till I cry. Family.
Pets: Tara Vivienne, Gucci Pucci, Miss Lily, The Monkey and assorted birds and fish. So er... yes.
Privileged because… I can live exactly as I choose, and have the freedom to try everything.
Do you think you are attractive: Like most people I have my good bits and my bad bits, luckily the boobs distract most boys. My eyes are blue…
Billie Holiday or Aretha? Lady Day every time, but as per coffee, hard to pick one over the other. Both move me lots!
Do you get along with your Parents:Love 'em - but of course they irritate the hell out of me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Adore thunderstorms. Love to sit in the window and watch them.
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboards/ bit of guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol?, Does Paris Hilton play to the camera?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the 5th amendment, Officer.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Noooo,too busy dancing.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall?Have cut through a mall - does that count? Does Harvey Nicholls count as a mall?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yep.
Who do you regret not meeting? Montgomery Clift. Tennessee Williams.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping? Dipping yes,in the skinny - nope.There are laws...
Ever been called a Tease: Of course, I'm a girl.
Music festival: Creamfields.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep,looking fabulous. Not like Lupe Velez or Elvis!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Now who would want to grow up??
What country would you most like to Visit? So many.Just love to travel!
In a Boy...
Favourite Eye Color:
Blue
Short or Long Hair: Mid, groomed, brown.
Height: 5..'4-6..'4
Build:Slim/athletic. No porkers, no gym bunnies.
Best Clothing Style: Metrosexual , funky, clubby, but he can do smart too.I love a boy who knows how to dress!
Number of friends I have: 5 or 6 close friends,lots of "now and again" friends, some playmates!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few, but one learns from them…anyone who says they have no regrets is lying!
TO THOSE OF YOU WHOM I’VE KNOWN IN THE PAST AND DIRECTED HERE:I’m currently taking stock, and have realised that I’ve let a lot of good people slip out of my life, whether by lack of effort, distance, apprehension or just plain carelessness.All of you have been contacted as you’re witty, kind, intelligent and thought-provoking people that I’ve been lucky enough to come across in my life and would like to reacquaint myself with. Get back to me and let’s see if we (still) get on!
Below are some images from my current portfolio: /style

My Interests


I am a singer...and songwriter...and photographer...

I'd like to meet:


...Deep breath... Stephen Fry, Will Baker, Darren Hayes,
Madonna, Jane Goldman,
Rupert Everett, Alan Cumming, Gwen Stefani,
Alan Rickman, Ryan Philippe, Simon Cowell, John Barrowman,
Jane Moore, Neil Tennent, Paul Merton, David Boreanaz,

...I could go on for some time!!

Music:


Goldfrapp, Kylie, Dirty Vegas,Stonebridge, Darren Hayes,Calvin Harris (hilarious), David Guetta, any intelligent dancey poppy type stuff veering towards ambient chillout/classical (depending on how bad the hangover may be),Madonna.

Movies:


Bringing up Baby, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Some Like It Hot, Desperately Seeking Susan, 5th Element, Priscilla Queen of the Desert...

Television:


The Apprentice

America's Next Top Model always makes me giggle.
In a similar vein, the Girlicious prog. Shallow? Moi? Suppose I'll be sucked into Big brother quite soon too.

Books:


Martin Amis/ Anne Rice/ Charlie Brooker/ Alan Hollinghurst. Currently reading Piers Morgan "The Insider". For quick "forget yourself" reads Dan Brown/Jilly Cooper/Philip Pullman/Robert Rankin.

Heroes:


Madonna - you can't take it away from her!
Cecil Beaton, David LaChappelle, Pierre et Gilles.If these songs could be the soundtrack to my life...
1. Opening Credits: Air - Sexy Boy
2. Waking Up Scene: Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
3. Car Driving Scene: September - Cry For You
4. High School Flashback Scene: Propaganda - Duel
5. Nostalgic Scene: Otis Redding - Dock of the Bay
6. Bitter, Angry Scene: Most of Lily Allen's album!
7. Break-up Scene: Pantomime - Oceanic
8. Regret Scene: Dirty Vegas - Days Go By
9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: Watch Out Alex Gaudino (Nari & Milani Mix)
10. Fight/Action Scene: Billy Idol - White Wedding
11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Kylie - Minogue - I Believe in You
12. Sad, breakdown scene: Radiohead - Creep
13. Death Scene: Visage - Fade To Grey
14. Funeral Scene: Jerry Springer The Opera - I Just Wanna Dance
15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: My Barcelona/Paris chillout album
16. Dreaming About Someone Scene: The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds
18. Contemplation Scene: Goldfrapp - Clowns
19. Chase Scene: Kelly Osbourne - One Word
20. Happy Love Scene: Maybe something by St. Etienne
21. Happy Friend Scene: Stonebridge - SOS (Stonebridge Mix)
22. Closing Credits: Sid Vicious - My Way