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Shatner's Bassoon

I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just love the way it smells

About Me

Tall, dark and handsome. Salsa dancing pianist (not at the same time ....that's just stupid)Love aaaalllllllll music, my Ipod is chock full at the minute.Love funny things (Daniel Kitson, Reeves and Mortimer, Mark Heap, Chris Morris - comedy Geniai)Used to play Rugby (Hessle RUFC) for quite a few years before a knee injury and swelling of the gut forced me to stop. Played sunday league footie for quite a while as well. Now i just love shouting at people trying to play these sports. I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout

My Interests

Salsa-ing, playing piano, riding my chopper, going to New York, eating out (princes ave is a bohemia at the minute), Snowboardin', going to the gym

I'd like to meet:

My next girlfriend.Others include (in no order) Chris Morris, John Lennon, Jennifer Aniston, Hugh Heffner, Jenna Jameson, Jack Nicholson, Keeley Hazzel,

Music:

Beatles, Lennon, Alabama 3, Stevie Wonder, Jamie Cullum, U2, Classical stuff, Stone Roses, Early Oasis, Aimee Mann, DJ Yoda, Who, Housemartins, Beautiful South, Rage Against the machine, Jamiroquai, Ol' Blue Eyes and all that swing stuff, bit of dancey dancey bibidi bip bop ....... anything really.

Movies:

Godfather 1 & 2, Usual Suspects, Starwars Original Trilogy - not the new shit, Dumber and Dumber, Magnolia, Goodfellas, Napolean Dynamite, High Fidelity, anything De Niro, 12 Angry Men, Scrooge (Albert Finney version), Transformers the Movie,

Television:

Sopranos (met Chrissy Moltisanti in New York - check piccies), Simpsons, Scrubs, Anything with Reeves And Mortimer, Greenwing, The Apprentice (Trump and Sugar), Spaced, Brass eye, the day today, alan partridge .....

Books:

currently reading Chuck Palahniuk 'Haunted', previous recent reads include; 'The Fourth Bear' (ace), 'The Contortionists Handbook' (excellent), Vic Reeves 'Me:Moir' (Brill), 'Bad Twin' (rubbish), 'The 3rd Policeman' (pointless), Angels And Demons (So Incredibly Awful it should be banned), 'The Big Over Easy' (superb, Every Asterix the Gaul Book (even the shit ones.

Heroes:

Hugh Heffner, John Lennon, Jenna Jameson, Chris Morris, I'm impressed by anyone that's saved someone's life,

My Blog

Snowboardin' ROCKS dude

It's a fact ......... plain and simple ......... I hade my first venture onto the white powdery stuff (no drug reference) and i got it in no time ........ then i was like one of those world famous sno...
Posted by Shatner's Bassoon on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST