My life is devoted to bringing forward issues on my TV show, for the enjoyment of myself and every other tax payer in this country.
FACT! There is only one reason as to why ITV axed Trisha. And why I am so amazingly popular with horny housewives. I do, infact, have a special force feild that transends from my cheap suits from Matalan. It can detect an unemployed member of society from up to 200m away!
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you'll agree that is pretty damn amazing!
You can catch my show on ITV1 weekdays at 9:25am. Don't you just love laughing at the problems that other people face?