Lennard

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Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greeeeeat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! WE used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day, week in, week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope.method='post' target='_new'
ABOUT MYSELF '
Name: Lee
Birthday: 23rd July
Birthplace: Clifton
Current Location: Cleeve
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: So, I'm a shortarse!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Monkey
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: The touch of a woman
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Freshly made, lots of tomato, cheese and lots of basil, anchovies and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be happier
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Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Left Arm! Lips, feet, ass, lungs
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Out flying my hawk
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi if I have to choose
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both...yes, I would set fire to both of them
Single or Group Dates: Either, but only if the stones have been removed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Cuppa PG thankyou!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Puke
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Like a bird! A penquin maybe, but I do sing!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeh, cuz I'm downright dirrty!
Have you Been in Love: Sigh...yeh, too many times
Do you want to go to College: Not if I can help it
Do you want to get Married: I ain't religious
Do you believe in yourself: It's all a myth
Do you get motion sickness: Only when I'm drunk
Do you think you are attractive: Of course
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a healthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: I love 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms Especially when I'm out in them
Do you play an instrument: Jews harp, bodhran, bongos, stuff like that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just a wee bit, har har!
In the past month have you Smoked: Passively
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just the usual hard stuff, tea, coffee, alcohol, paracetemol, Love
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In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Boring question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: American Crap
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ain't no friggin dolphin...tho I am partial to a bit of roll mop
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but it's high time I did
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only a kiss
Ever been Drunk: Who writes these questions?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah baby yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: I've been beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: Wunt me officer, honest
How do you want to Die: On a hill, in a field, under a tree, sunny day, when all my loved ones have gone before me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I ain't never growing up
What country would you most like to Visit: I haven't seen enough of this one yet. OK then, Antarctica
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: As above
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Under 5' 5"
Weight: Hourglass figure
Best Clothing Style: Sexy clothes that fit and actually suit the person
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't do that shit
Number of CDs I own: 100's
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just 1
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