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the j

I don't have much of an appetite, thank you. (glares)

About Me

"etot chuvak realno menya dostaet"
Ramil (letting me know I make him real mad in russian)
"youre a tool"
naTRASHa
"When I first met the j, he accidentally told me i had a big ass. He was nice and tried to take it back, but that was it, it was out there, much like my big ass. I wonder why we never hooked up????"
Melissa
"You crack me up J! Crazy"
Eryn
"Never thought the Easter Bunny could be so HOT!"
Brell
"You're a dumb fuck"
George (Jorge)
"haha....alwayz coming out with sum crunkness"
DJ Deki
"he's the master of all that is cool ;)"
Rachel
"you have issues with food."
Paige
"hes a cool ass mo-fo"
Heather
"howdy partner.... you should give girls a break and not beat them! You suck! women beware! hahahahaha how do u like them apples?"
Diana, because I kicked her ass at poker
"that's not water in his stomach. that's beer!"
Brittany - 6yrs old
"your glasses look funny. your hat looks funny. your butt sticks out"
Veronica - 5yrs old
Get this widget!
vilewear.net - My shirt shop.
cafepress.com/punkybean - My shirt shop for kids.
poisonprincess.com - My women's graphic tees shop.
myspace.com/sincetheashes - My brother's band.

My Interests

Photomanipulation.

Thank you for being a friend.

Wake up with The J

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hoohoohoo Ha Ha HEEE HEEE HEEE!!!

My precious.

She can't keep her hands off of me.

Vote for The J.

Me and my bunnies.

I pitty the fool!

Uncle The J

Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler.

The J has left the building.

Yep, I'm schizo.

Oh yeah. F.U.
I apologize. That was just plain rude. I should be spanked....hard.

I'd like to meet:

I want to see each of these people, but not really meet them. I don't like people, but they make me laugh at a distance.

Music:

Neil Diamond

The Smiths

Lionel Ritchie

Pearl Jam

Willie Nelson

and pretty much everything else depending on my mood.

Movies:

I love all movies. Most suck, but I'll watch most anything once. I'm really into subtitled movies right now. Don't know why, but I'm tired of bad acting in Engish. This way I can't tell if they suck.

Television:

Heroes

Scubs

Numbers

Boston Legal

Lost

Without a Trace

Cold Case

Books:

Anything by Irvine Welsh

Heroes:

J.C.

and Zoe-dot-dot Marie

My Blog

Zoës visit

My parents came down to see their grandson.  Of course they came to visit me as well.  Thankfully they brought Zoë with them.  They also brought my grandfather again.  This time my...
Posted by the j on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:09:00 PST

went ahead and shaved it

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Posted by the j on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

been thinking about doing it for a while

So, since about the time Levi was born I've had this strong desire to give him a mohawk.  Just take up the sides and give him a fat fur strip on his melon.I was going to ask opinions on the ...
Posted by the j on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:46:00 PST

More or less writing out of boredom

A few weeks ago Tammy took me to this pipe and tobacco shop in town.  I've always loved to aroma of tobacco shops.It's been many years since I smoked cigars.  I think the last time I went in...
Posted by the j on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Levi Video

It took a few days, but I finally finished the video in a four hour stretch.Just so you know Metacafe and Youtube are pain in the buttocks.I got bored and uninspired about 45 seconds into it.  I had t...
Posted by the j on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST

the stuff before the @xxxxxxx.com

Yesterday I was busy avoiding actual work and Googled "DSC00001"  That is the name most cameras save your first picture.  Suprisingly I learned that a number of women are turned on by camera...
Posted by the j on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST

a quickie

It's been a while. I've been busy. Here's a quick rundown. Levi just got his first tooth in today.  It's a bottom left incisor. 08/15/07(cause Tammy will ask me one day when it happened as if it ...
Posted by the j on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

a free college education

...at MIT no less. I stumbled upon another gem tonight.  Yes, Friday night and I'm surfing.  You got a better idea? Here is the link. Although you can't earn any applicable credit or even a ...
Posted by the j on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

maybe i've just been under a rock

I've known about StumbleUpon for a while now, but never signed up.  Aside from the annoying bar I had to install it's pretty cool.  I really feel they could have found a way to intigrate it ...
Posted by the j on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

quick tip

I tried this so you don't have to. It seemed like a quick and easy meal idea at first.  I wouldn't have to dirty a skillet and it shouldn't take more than a minute to cook. I grabbed three eggs t...
Posted by the j on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:36:00 PST