A True Friend |
A True Friend Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friend...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
None of that matters when youve got a Good, Clean, Heroin Addiction&. |
Sex, Love, Money,
Family, Friends,
Deodorant, Soap,
Microwave, VCR, Color TV&.
None of that matters when youve got a Good, Clean, Heroin Addiction&.
Or Cigerettes, or Coke&
I am Pissed, I...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Can we Call it or What? Need a Job? |
As you know Coby and I have a Liquor License. Well check it out!
Fuck Yeah! Do Coby and I know how to call it or what? Come move to Vegas with me! Itll be fun and you can work at our bar!
B...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How to win a purple heart! |
How To Earn a Purple Heart
Which injuries are medal-worthy?
By Sam Schechner
Posted Monday, Aug. 23, 2004, at 4:13 PM PT
In honor of war wounds
Yesterday, Bob Dole joined Republican critics...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Bear Cousin' |
Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campgroundRainier, not Busch, the beverage of choice for thirsty black bear
The Associated Press
Updated: 7:26 a.m. ET Aug. 19, 2004
BAKER LAKE, Wash. - When st...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Like We All Haven't Done This!!! |
Just hanging around ... on meat hooks
Strange new pastime for Florida youth baffles authorities
MIAMI - Police in the Florida Keys are mystified by a bizarre new pastime young people dangling them...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Sister |
This was a thank you poem that I wrote to my sister. She is great. She helps me to see all I can be. Hey! I take pictures I'm not a poet so bear with me...
When I Am Happy I Leap From My Bed,
...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Suicide Is Painless |
So I was watching M.A.S.H (Movie not T.V Show) The Other Day and The Familiar Theme Song Came On... Only this time with words.. Needless to say, Top Roman Came flying out my nose as I Listened t...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cliff Diving |
Dr. Dew, Eric, Matt, and I went cliff diving (Yes Really). We hiked 5 miles through still standing "West Nile Infected" water. As you know this posed a particular hazard to me because I am so sweet. ...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Chaos Theory |
"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?" -Richard P. Feynman
The world of mathematics has been confined to the linear world for ce...
Posted by Steven "The 100th Monkey" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
