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Dane Brammage

TURBO JET!

About Me

"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin.
"The Edge"
"There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over it." -Hunter S. Thompson
"Conservatives want live babies, so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlins view of abortion.
"Every century a few individuals are born who are destined to lead the weak, to uphold unpopular beliefs and, most important, who are willing to die for their cause." -Marco Acosta
"The capacity to hate is a frightening human reality. We are always ready to blame another, if the circumstances can free us from our own self-guilt." -Anonymous
"Although we may be the most intelligent creatures on this planet, we are also the most inconsistent. To find peace within our existence, we sometimes create a logic that endangers our lives." - Anonymous
"In the end, no amount of religion, ritual or custom can justify a mans cruelty, or camouflage his cowardice and shame." -Anonymous
This about me section is lacking this, so...
Some stuff about me: I have a bit of an ego, and I like it to be stroked. I can be obsessed with myself sometimes, and just stand in front of a mirror for periods of time. I often hit on girls/women I don't know, but I'm not really rude with it. I'm quite the nice guy, and I love to show it. I can be an asshole at times, but who isn't?
I like to write poetry, but only when I have a rhyme in my head. I hate forcing stuff when I write. I like to joke around a lot, and I have a great sense of humor. I'm open-minded to most things, but I do have things that turn me away.
Not much for boys kissing, so don't tell me about it. Not much for drugs, so don't try getting me to try them. I don't drink anymore, it has lost its thrill. I'm old enough to buy the shit, there isn't a point anymore. No longer taboo, no longer fun. I'll probably have the rare drink if I'm out at a club, but I doubt it. I'm not straight-edge, nor have I ever claimed to be. I think labeling yourself as an sXe kid is dumb too. I hate "scene" kids, and their stupid style they have going on. The hair, the pants, the glasses, all of it.
I can talk about music for hours on end.
I can talk about movies for hours on end.
I can talk about comedians for hours on end.
Most my conversations with friends have quotes from music/movies/comedians all the time.
I love my music, and if you don't like anything I like, I probably won't like you that much.
Onto the political aspect, which everyone should have seen coming. I'm not liberal. I'm not conservative. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a Communist, for fucks sake. I'm not a Whig, though I could use one. I'm not affiliating myself with any political party. I'm look at the data I've gathered from various sources, and I make a decision based on my personal feelings. I choose for myself, no one chooses for me.
I'm me, don't try changing that.
I'm here for the chicks. Aisle 5.
I love my girlfriend with all my heart.
LiveJournal.
LiveJournal for my writing.
Enjoi.
I am Korczyk6sic6 on AIM and Yahoo. IM me some time.
Use soap.
You are not your job. You are not the clothes you wear. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not special.
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. You are part of the same compost heap.
An entire generation of pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no "Great War"…no "Great Depression". Our "great war" is a spiritual war. Our "great depression" is our lives. We we’re all raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won’t. And we are slowly learning that fact. And we are very, very pissed off. We are consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic. It’s all going down man, so fuck off with your high-end merchandise. The things you own end up owning you. You have to give up. You need to hit bottom. You have to know, not fear, know that someday you are going to die. It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. We are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are part of the same compost heap.
Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God? You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This isn't the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation! Fuck redemption! We are Gods unwanted children? So be it! Self-improvement is self-destruction. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Let the chips fall where they may. Lets evolve. Stop being perfect. Never be complete. But thats me, and I could be wrong, so do what you like...
Click on the picture to add my music page. I just use it to upload songs I can't find on MySpace.
More sexy pix of me for you to comment on. That, and good music. What else can you ask for?
Well, besides a blowjob. You're not getting one from me, pervert.

My Interests

The same shit as everyone else, except for you. Yeah, you...

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.), George Carlin
Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward, Zakk Wylde, Dimebag Darrel (R.I.P.), Nergal, Corey Taylor,
Paul W.S. Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, Troy Duffy, and
Chuck fucking Palahniuk.

Music:

Last weeks plays.

Overall plays.

Bands I like:
(Ones I've seen live will be highlighted .)
A: A Perfect Circle, Aborted , AC/DC, The Acacia Strain , The Agony Scene , Alice In Chains, All That Remains, Amen, Amon Amarth , Anal Cunt, Aphex Twin, Arch Enemy , Arsis , As I Lay Dying , Atreyu

B: Behemoth , Beneath The Massacre , The Berzerker, Between The Buried And Me , The Black Dahlia Murder , Black Sabbath , Bleeding Through , Bloodshoteye, Brutus, Burn The Priest, Burnt By The Sun, Byzantine

C: Caliban, Cattle Decapitation , Cephalic Carnage , Children Of Bodom , Chimaira , Circle Of Dead Children, Coal Chamber, Cold, The Cost , Cradle Of Filth, The Crown

D: Damageplan, Darkest Hour , Dark Tranquillity, Dead To Fall, Decapitated , Deftones, Deicide, Despised Icon , DevilDriver , The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir , Down , downthesun , Dying Fetus

E: Embrace The End

F: Fear Factory , Five Pointe 0, From A Second Story Window, From Autumn To Ashes

G: Gizmachi , Glass Casket, Goatwhore , God Forbid , Graveworm

H: Hate Eternal , Hatebreed , The Haunted , Heaven Shall Burn, Hell Within, Himsa , Hypocrisy

I: Immolation, Impaled Northern Moonforest, (In Theory), Incubus, Into Eternity, Ion Dissonance

J: Jimi Hendrix, Job For A Cowboy

K: Kataklysm , Katatonia, Killswitch Engage , Kittie, Korn, Kryoburn

L: Lamb Of God , Last Perfection, Led Zeppelin, Light This City, The Locust

M: Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Martyr A.D., Mastodon, Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Misery Index, Misery Signals , Mnemic, Monstrosity, Morbid Angel, Mudvayne , Murderdolls, Mushroomhead

N: Naglfar, Napalm Death, Nightrage, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nothingface

O: Old Man's Child, On Broken Wings, Opeth, Orgy, Otep , Ozzy Osbourne

P: Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pist.On, Pitchshifter, Poison The Well, Powerman 5000, Premonitions Of War, Psykup, Psyopus

R: Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, The Red Chord , Reel Big Fish , Remembering Never, Rikets, Rob Zombie

S: Satyricon, See You Next Tuesday , Sepultura, Several Species , Shadows Fall , Shellshock, The Showdown , Skyfire, Slayer , Slipknot , Soilwork , Soulfly , Soundgarden, Staind, Static-X, Still Remains, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Suffocation , Superjoint Ritual , Swarm Of The Lotus, Sybreed, System Of A Down

T: The Taste Of Blood, Thine Eyes Bleed, 36 Crazyfists, Through The Eyes Of The Dead , Tool, Trivium , Twelve Tribes, Type O Negative

U: Unearth

V: Vital Remains

W: Waking The Cadaver, Watch Them Die, Wednesday 13, Winter Solstice, White Zombie

Z: Zao

Movies:

All Tarantino directed flicks (though I haven't seen Grindhouse yet), All ViewAskew universe Kevin Smith directed flicks, Fight Club, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Crow, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Resident Evil (Apocalypse also), Pirates Of The Caribbean trilogy, The Boondock Saints, all six Star Wars movies, all three Matrix movies, all three Lord Of The Rings movies.

Thats just to name a few.

Television:

No cable in this household. But, if I get the opportunity, I'll try watching some Detroit sports, or maybe something funny. Whatever.

Books:

Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Survivor, Diary, Lullaby, Haunted and Stranger Than Fiction by Chuck Palahniuk,
The Surgeon, The Apprentice, Blood Stream, The Sinner, Body Double, Vanish and The Mephisto Club by Tess Gerritsen,
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs,
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Lord Of The Flies by William Golding,
The Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger,
1984 by George Orwell,
Brain Droppings (currently reading), Napalm And Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? by George Carlin
2061: Odyssey Three (2001, 2010, and 3001 are waiting to be read) by Arthur C. Clarke
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead & World War Z (currently reading) by Max Brooks
and The Silmarillion, The Children Of Hurin (currently reading), The Hobbit, and The Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Heroes:

No idols,
No role models,
No leaders,
No heroes,
Just pure inner strength.

Pummel the weak.
Hurdle the dead.

My Blog

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Posted by Dane Brammage on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

PIC-TARS from work!

Poptarts? No... PIC-TARZ!Me at work. At work, my job is to make those variety packs of that Gatorade knock-off shit, but I also make Coca Cola 12 packs, where they go to be sold in their little card...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST

Pictures.

Safety first. My sister and I....
Posted by Dane Brammage on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 12:38:00 PST

Girls, girls, girls.

So, what the goddamn, what is this? I seriously need to do something with my life. I have the serious hots for too many girls.  I'm such a whore. Talking to girls that I haven't seen in a while,...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:41:00 PST

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Life sucks and then you die. I've thought about self-murder recently. More than once. I'm not a happy person. I have no real good reason to be. People often say that, but I seriously do not. I'm not...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:56:00 PST

I'm feeling a little down-trodden. So, Omega.

What a skeletal wreck of a man this is. Translucent flesh and feeble bones. The kind of temple where the whores and villians try to tempt the holistic tones. Running rampant with free thought to free ...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:34:00 PST

How my sideburns look, as of now.

You like?
Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I met Bleeding Through.


Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some pics.

And the last one is revealing some skin.  If you're a guy, you might not want to look any farther than this text here. ...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rei asked for it.

(02:44:54) Korczyk: so...what are you wearing? (02:45:29) Rei: a shirt that i altered until there's barely anything left, and jeans with holes in the knees and ass. and a thong with sheep on it. (02:4...
Posted by Dane Brammage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST