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About Me

i smoke. i drink. i play guitar. im dating an amazing and beautiful girl named natalie that i love with all my heart! i have SATAN tattooed on my neck. i wear denim and leather. my cars name is virginia and shes louder than 10 harleys. i have better friends than you. i hate religion. i hate yuppies. i hate scene kids. i hate when people make fun of me for mixing my ketchup with my mayonaise and eating it with my fries! fuck you! eat a turd! if you dont like me then i prolly dont like you either! DAGS BITCH! Drunk Ass Goons / Fraternal Order of Booze!

My Interests

Music, music, and...oh yeah! Music!!! Tattoos, girls, tattoos on girls, greasy food, coca-cola, sex, sleep, pornography, writing music, being a choch, making fun of you and your friends, and your mom...

I'd like to meet:

happy kidney...

sad kidney...

Music:

A little bit of everything, but mostly METAL!!!

Movies:

Comedy, Horror, Kung Fu, Porno, Woody Allen, etc.

Television:

C.S.I., MXC, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, Family Guy, The Daly Show, The Simpsons, Myth Busters, UFC, anything funny and/or violent

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut. MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

My friends and family are my deepest inspirations and heroes.

My Blog

apostasy

dressed in the blood of your gods. the ancient crowns we now poscess. wretched shrines of fire and venom. the light no longer in our eyes. we haunt this world at night. devouring innocence. staining t...
Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

the sick shit i do for money...

so i was up at liquid chaos today and there was a bum hangin out up there too. chad, shamrock and i got him to bong a 40 of beast, what he didnt know was we dropped 3 feeder fish in the top. so he sta...
Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

i found the cure for depression and maybe the common cold, too...

listen to metal as much as possible...
Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:55:00 PST

-MADE UP WORDS-

Gyno-ballistic DischargeSymphopneumatic-oxidizing CaliopeeHomeostatiticionarianismChloroplastesisarianingismGa strol HystorectumologistChronic Missionarianismic FlagulanceComatopigraph-o-matic 2000Hype...
Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST