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Lauren

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I wandered so aimless life filed with sin I wouldnt let my dear saviour in Then jesus came like a stranger in the night Praise the lord I saw the light" ~DCBUPDATE! (June 17, 2006)At this point I bet your not even reading this because nobody actually takes the time to read someones profiles unless they are short. Its kind of like getting a magazine- who really reads the table of contents, you just go straight to the pictures.-----People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Update: July 12, 2006 Why do people like the movie The Bodyguard?UPDATE! Sept. 7 2006 Oatmeal is natures delicous puke!

My Interests

I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... . Anything that has to do with food. Dancing. Steve Irwin. Music.....boy thats pretty vague huh? not wearing socks. Rolling up hills. chewing gum for long increments of time. slapping high fives when not nessecary like when, or after you pay the toll man Telling people on a regular basis, that I am really a pirate. Some other intrest include metal fabrication of charcters such as the Predetor and Alien, then having fierce battles between the two, only to be caught on 9mm footage, just for effects Searching for BigFoot..mainly in my backyard, and mainly because thats what the Discovery channel has me obsessing about for the past week. Speed reading. Dancing. Dancing some more and Dancing a lot Monkeys my collection of butter. Kickball.Taking long walks on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

your Mom

Music:

all of the above.For serious though.......1940's big band swing.....cause it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.......do wat do wat do wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.David Crowder Band Cold War Kids Hot Hot Heat White Stripes swing music did I mention swing? Brian Setzer....... and anything playing in my studio

Movies:

not The Bodyguard.

Television:

only if I have some ice cream to eat while I'm watching it......which is pretty much always cause I never NOT have a spoon in my hand for ice cream. But usually The Discovery Channel. I'll sometimes draw panties on the natives. That shifty BigFoot............we'll catch you one day. We need to hang out with Behr Grylls

Books:

The Good One, and all the rest.

Heroes:

The Marvel Universe.

My Blog

Political Stuff, Tim Russert, Micheal Moore, and Nations Capitol’s money crisis

Its never Lupus
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

Obama, Clinton, and the race towards the White House.

I like mustard.
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:27:00 PST

TESSIE’S ROYAL ROOTER RALLY CRY

I myself try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrupA message to Mr. Tom Brady,If the Giants are trying to blitz you, shoot a football out of your dimpled chin...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

Serious Blog Stuff and Important Issues

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Posted by Lauren on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

RAG AND BONES!

Does any body know how to get ahold of Jack and Meg White?  I'm inviting them over my house this weekend for tea.....and I don't even like tea....but I'm sure they do.
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

Shipping Down From Boston

I'm moving :)
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

Sheryl Crow

Marc says: I'm not making this up. SweetasThePunch says: lol SweetasThePunch says: how do you go about bringing that up at a concert Marc says: Apparently, Crow wants to save the Earth one toile...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

THE DEFECT IN THIS ONE IS BLEACH

I watched a water buffalo get eaten alive by hyenas not once - but like three times today on Animal PLanet and Discovery.  I quickly changed the channel so that I wouldn't see the animal suffer- ...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

KELLIES DUCKS

  Sparkle Motion Meeting" April 24, 10:15pm. Time noted 25mn.       -------- this girl at my work says she has many years of dance experience and would like to auditon, i told...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:50:00 PST

How can I be so cruddy?

All creatures of our God and KingLife up your voice and with us singO praise Him, alleluiaThou burning sun with golden beamThou silver moon with softer gleamO praise Him, O praise HimAlleluia, allelui...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST