-27 years old
-Bad tattoos and ugly scars
-Broken teeth from fights and being a shitty skater
-sXe sellout -3rd smallest penis in Ohio
-Gem City Heartbreaker -My 2000 Sporty...it's pretty rowdy.
-My other Harley is even better ;)
-Staying away from those really tough scary guys from MA
-Collects hotwheels
-Shitty guitarist
-Even worse at drums
-Always gets heartbroken
-Hates drugs and users
-Drag racing in real cars...ones not meant to be family cars
-Very big heart
-Very short temper
-Always in debt
-Buys toys for my kids but they are really for me shhh
-Eats too much fast food
-Drops ass and blames it on other people
-Hates Ohio with a fuckin passion
-Thinks the phrase "blood is thicker than water" is a crock of shit
-Avoids conversations involving politics like its my job
-Always taking care of dumbass drunk friends
-Raising the 2 coolest kids on the planet
-Hates myspace
-BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
-Love whiskey way more than beer
-Smoked crack behind guitar amps with VOD haha j/k
-Hotrods, rat rods, muscle cars, and bikes
-Promotions/Marketing/Booking Manager of the greatest bar EVER!
What kind of muscle car are you?
1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and only DMFB is worthy of such bad-assness! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!Oh yeah, I'm a freakin Genius too.
