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Beat Nic

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I am a hip hippie hypocrite who feels that the hippocratic oath is for hungry hungry hippos.

My Interests

Philosophy, sunny days, stormy nights, role-playing, video games, the environment, the robot overlords, people.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who understands.

Music:

Top artists include: Ani Difranco, The Pixies, Flogging Molly, Leahy, Johnny Cash, old No Doubt, Carbon Leaf, Imogen Heap, Guster, Jethro Tull, Tom Petty, The Postal Service, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Regina Spektor, The Shins, Tom Waits, Death Cab for Cutie, Coheed and Cambria, Weezer, Stevie Ray Vaughan, B. B. King, The Decemberists, Nobou Uematsu, Cake and The Beatles.

Movies:

Top Movies Include: Signs, Fight Club, 28 Days Later, The Village, American Beauty, Requiem for a Dream, Elephant, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings triolgy, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Kill Bill, The Rock Horror Picture Show, the Terminator trilogy, the Back to the Future trilogy, the Indiana Jones trilogy, all six Star Wars movies(to some degree), Wallace and Gromit, Cruel Intentions, The Royal Tenenbaums, both X-Men movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Labyrinth, and Groundhog Day.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Angel, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Lost, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, Seinfeld, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Team Hunger Force, MacGuyver, Æon Flux(in fact, any MTV cartoon from the 90's), and X-Men old cartoons.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, the Harry Potter series, The Romantic Manifesto, Anthem, Fountainhead, and comics galore.

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Jon Stewart, anyone willing to stand up for change when it needs to be done.

My Blog

An update on the life of one Nickleson E. Cook.

*Ahem*'Twere I a lumberjack, then I would log.Or maybe a dutchman? With many a clog!Perhaps a pirate whose sailors I'd flog!The health nut's hero, all day I could jog.A daring explorer, trudging thro...
Posted by Beat Nic on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Defender of truth..justice..and the (anti)American way!

Sure, we'll go with that.On Monday, Brandon and I had a debate with the College Republicans on global warming. We were told about this six days in advance without a very clear idea as to how the debat...
Posted by Beat Nic on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

Humbug.

Ever feel frustrated about certain things, and it's like..you can't do a thing about it without feeling like you'd make it worse? It's..hard to explain when you don't want to show the details of the ...
Posted by Beat Nic on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

Work in progress.

Oh sit down, and listen here!A story filled with pain and fearBegan a night not long agoAll because of our heroExcuse me a moment, I need a drinkTo remember this story, it shall help me thinkOh whiske...
Posted by Beat Nic on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:07:00 PST

New Year's resolution...

Three things. -Actually do well in school. -Continue my never-ending quest to stop being a hypocrite. -Establish relations with a woman. I would say that another is to stop being a douche, but...
Posted by Beat Nic on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST

I am such a goddamn tool.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Nickleson Edward CookBirthday:4/20/1985Birthplace:Port Jefferson, New YorkCurrent Location:SUNY AlbanyEye Color:HazelHair Color:BrownHeight:6'Right Handed or Le...
Posted by Beat Nic on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST

Tips for getting a girlfriend.

If you're trying to get that special lady in your life, but don't know how to go about it, the master* of love here will help you out. The following tips and tricks will be more than enough to woo any...
Posted by Beat Nic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AT LAST! The true formula for sex acquired!

Ok, myspace is having problems letting me put in any kind of math symbols, so bear with me. Ok, here are the four basic equations for sex that I have come up with. Input would be appreciated. Al...
Posted by Beat Nic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Woohoo! I beat the average!

Here is the result of your ACL 100 Point Purity Test. You answered "yes" to 46 of 100 questions, making you 54.0% sexually pure (46.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 54.0% pure in the sex domain...
Posted by Beat Nic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Captain's log stardate 12/30/04...

I have arrived in a strange land. They call it "Australia," I believe. I have found out many things from the native people of this odd land. Such as, my "Christian name" is Nickleson, and it appears t...
Posted by Beat Nic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST