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SNoTTY

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About Me

totally hooked on caffeine and nicotine.i've got a short fuse sometimes,can't fucking help it! i only give as good as i get,so if your a cunt to me then i'm a fucking cunt to you! it's only fair ain't it?? if you can't understand that then you must be a fucking moron,or a fucking ned! i hate most neds and chavs(cos i've worked with a good few of 'em and the majority of 'em were brainless ignorrant,immature,small minded tossers!.i don't eat meat anymore,don't give a fuck if you do cos i used to like it a'nall!been vegitarian for about 2 months now and i feel so much better for it.i fucking hate quorn,it's shit(just because yer a veggie don't mean you have to eat horrible quorn products)and i also hate veggie bacon,it's bloody disgusting!(was'nt too keen on real bacon either,it's fucking horrible looking).fucking love loadsa fresh cooked meals and linda mcCartney deep filled cottage pies,they are fucking amazing!i love vegan cheese and tomato sarnies.and i also fucking adore spicy bean burgers fae the griffin in carlisle wi chips and the wee tasty tubs of barbecue sauce that you get with 'em!mmmmmmmm. i can't get enough mashed tatties.i hate ignorrant bastards,two faced cunt's(people who talk to ye then talk about ye,i mean save yer fuckin breath,and don't waste my time),cunt's that have to act hard,the royal family,the polis,and the inland revenue! i get along with almost any cunt,fucking love goin to gigs.if you know me then you'll probably know that i like talking a load bollocks!i like meeting new folk and having a laugh and loads of stupid shit that some folk just don't understand! just started a new job,labouring wi TRY scaffolding. i was fucking born to labour for scaffolders,it seems to be the only job i'm good at and i actually fucking enjoy aswell so that's a bonus! every other job i've had i've absolutley fucking hated! was workin at parceline for a wee while deliverind and sorting out(you guessed it)PARCELS! and the novelty of that soon wore off! fuck that for a game of soldiers,driving about all day long.it was a fucking nightmare,getting up at 4 in the mornin,starting at 5,unloading 2 artic lorrys,loading up about 10 transits then goin out driving all over dumfries and galloway for 9 bastard hours!!! i was falling asleep at the fucking wheel and allsorts man! love goin to the griffin in carlisle occasionally with my darlin for a spicy bean burger and a few pint's,ye cannae beat it!i ain't adding any "big" bands or solo artists that just wanna expand their friends lists,especially if i don't like the fucking music music they play. i also ain't adding any nazis either. i hate,paedophiles,murderers,rapists and most junkies and all that kinda shit! .. .. .. ../mspobj

My Interests

playin guitar,goin to gigs,havin a laugh,music,meeting new folk,getting away from it all,sleeping,dreaming,lucky strikes,purdey's,chilling out,spicy bean burgers fae the griffin in carlisle,good fresh food with no peices of dead body's in it,making love,not just meaningless sex with some dirty slapper that's been cocked more times than davy crockets rifle(a municipal cockwash) uuuurrggghhh who knows wot's been up there. *** *** ***

Music:

mainly punk but also hunners of mad stuff,if you don't like it then fuck off. i fucking hate pop,dance and techno! the exploited,dead kennedys,chaos uk,chaotic dischord,discharge,GBH,the varukers,disorder,swellbellys,happy spastics,gin goblins,the restarts,the wer'nt,uk deathcharge,toxik ephex,down to kill,certified,uk subs,stiff little fingers,anti-pasti,the blood,l.a.r.d,chron gen,wasted nation,crass,gg allin,johnny thunders,sensa yuma,oxymoron,minor threat,bad religion,combat shock,x ray spex,the ruts,sex pistols,vice squad,bob marley,bad religion,pennywise,a wee bit of nofx,cypress hill,and hunners of other shit!" " " img src="http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7692/uksubshk3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"

Movies:

made in britain,clockwork orange,small faces,acid house,my name is joe,trainspotting,devils rejects,the hills have eyes,wrong turn,football factory,green street,chopper,guest house paradiso,withnail and i,the warriors,the rollerboys,little criminals,it,ravenous,team america,freddy got fingered,bernard and the genie,the simpsons,drop dead fred,beautiful girls 5,asian university girls,little runaway,too cute,violet storm,fat fuckers,muffin,and loads more hahaha

Television:

still game,only fools and horses,chewin the fat,rab c,the young ones,the highlife,blackadder,father ted,bottom,karen dunbar show,harry hill's tv burps,dear green place,open all hours,scotland today,mcintyre undercover,just for laughs,dead ringers,you've been fucking framed,street crime uk,trigger happy tv,crime watch,cracker,taggart,takeshi's castle,worlds wildest videos,the simpsons,weirs way,rogue traders,dom jollys happy hour,fuck knows that's about it!

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas,a clockwork orange,the auld book o prestwick,tongs ya bas,dai sho,rogers profanisaurus,the big pink stiff one,the clowns pie,subway art,the viz-book of shit jokes,any issue of the viz !porn. * msprm name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A4SQqPSdJUU" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t"

Heroes:

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