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Kwacker!

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About Me

Right, well - my main hobby is bikes, but now its winter thats out the window!
I travel the country blagging free lunches and watchin porn in hotel rooms! (I'm not joking, its my job!) =)
I love goin out on the bike, I forget I'm on the way to work if I go on the bike - puts me in another place.
I like animals and anything that lives, even wasps.
I have my own wasps nest above my front door thats been there about 3 years, from a common sense point of view I should get it removed but I dont like the thought of killing things 'just because'. They've never done me any harm, so I leave em bee, he he - get it.. ;o))
I'm easy going, laid back, and generally put things into perspective but just dont take the piss or I'll set my wasps on you!! ;o)
Here's a bee that fancied my yellow T-shirt in my conservatory.
Here's some general snaps..
Live in my 2 bed end of terrace in Luton, spiral staircase is the best bit - brilliant place to display a surfboard and a didgereedoo plus a conservatory attached to the back to keep the bike in.
I went travelling in Nov 2004. Thailand, Oz, NZ & Fiji. All I'll say is do it - its almost as good value for money as gettin a bike (In my opinion!)
Here's a few snaps from my trip:
Seem to be pretty infatated with the feeling of bein on my bike. Did my bike test when I got back from travelling in Summer 05 and then got my Ninja in Jan 06 and then crashed like a dumb ass!
So, this is what I was left with..
All my nurses said I was EXTREMELY lucky... but enough about me, the crash was pretty bad too! ;o))
Have a sister, 21, who also lives at my parents who also has the bike bug but is content with riding pillion. (For now anyway - she did her CBT beginning of November and I see her eyeing the 08 new releases already!)
Comes in handy looking a little younger than I am as when we go out in town it doesn't look like she's out with her dad!!

My Interests

Well apart from the obvious:
- My cats,
- My fish,
- Wildlife,
- Taking photo's,
- Travelling,
- Surfing (When I get round to it),
- Doing things I haven't done yet,
- Snowboarding,
- Scowling at bad weather!
- And of course KFC! =)

Obviously bikes too, but that deserves its own paragraph! =)

Find this kind of stuff amazing..

Heres the boys having a play..

Also love following the MotoGP, the ONLY sport I get on the edge of my seat over. (But not so much this year (2007), what with Stoner COMPLETELY dominating it!)

Theres also my cats Coco & Bailey who are my little girls - they patrol my house while I'm out. I typically come home and find about 5 cats sitting in my front garden.

Have a peek at my video in the videos's section of the 'Singing cat', its weeeiird!

Funny Cats! =)

Oh yeah, got an xbox 360 but didn't really get much use this year thanks to dry roads! =)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can ride better than me, I'm always up for hearing construcitve critisism. You dont get better by riding with people who you're better than.

I guess any one of the MotoGP lads, but I wont mention any names..

This young lad is Casey Stoner. He's 21, just got married and rides for Ducati and just happens to have just been crowned MotoGP 2007 World Champion!

Unfortunately he did so well, he made it the most boring season ever! "Stoners on pole... and he leads into the first corner...he's now 10 seconds in front with one lap to go!"

.....and again...

.....and again...

.....and again...

......AND AGAIN!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz! =/James Toseland has just moved up from WSBK to MotoGP so see if we can bring some britsh points home! =)

Music:

I like too many things to name really, all depends on my mood at the time.

Movies:

Well, starting from the beginning I guess:
- Superman, Spiderman etc.
- Untouchables,
- Roxanne,
- Plains Trains & Automobiles,
- Man On Fire,
- Coming to America,
- Blade,
- Enemy Of the State,
- In pursuit of Happiness,

- All the old Star Wars films,
- Saving Private Ryan,

..etc etc

Pretty eclectic taste really, I dont 'tend' to criticise - I sit and enjoy films as much as I can without picking fault. Thats a lie, SOMETIMES I pick fault, but only if its a glaring mistake or OBVIOUSLY complete crap!

Dont like Gore, 'edge of seat - JUMPY' kind of films.. either. Could never sit and watch stuff like 'Saw', 'The Hostel' or anything remotely similar... Ugh! ( I PASSED OUT watching Passion of Christ!) =(

Television:

UFC, MotoGP. Not into any series though really, would never be consistent enough to be in front of the TV at the right time. I just tend to use TV as something to do if I'm REALLY bored!

Books:

Typically not into reading, I read Dan Browns 'Digital Fortress' whilst I was travelling but it was only cos I literally had NOTHING else to do for a day or so but hang around waiting for a coach so I bought a book.

I can't sit still long enough to read a whole book, I'm always tinkering with stuff like my bike, givin my cats some attention, gettin my camera out etc.

Heroes:

Dont have any really, just between you and me - I'm Superman!

...But dont tell anyone! ;o)