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About Me

Man could I kill it....hehe...totally me.......when not professional sun tanning.....

My Interests

skateboarding and watching the movie White Chicks

I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds

Music:

The Honorary Title, As I lay dying, Poison, the Aladdin sound track, and Debarge.

Movies:

I heart the Huckabees, Man on Fire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Modus Operandi.

Television:

Full House the younger years. Damn those Olsen twins were hot before they grew up!

Books:

Anything that starts with a P

Heroes:

Will Ferrell, the guy who sings back up in Aqua, and that one midget that cant reach the light switch cause they dont exist.

My Blog

A gift for kids of all ages.......but made for 12 and under

A blog.......what is a blog. The word blog sounds kind of dirty. Like the word Smurf. I totally saw you smurfing in the parking lot. Ugh...I got totally smurffed last night. Same thing with the word b...
Posted by [email protected] on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

Too funny..........love ya chris

  So.....I was at work today,actually it was yesterday but im writing about it now...so what jerks.....anyways,I was talking to a friend about what was going on all weekend and im not sure how bu...
Posted by [email protected] on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

my new profession.....

  So i've been doing alot of soul searching, trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Professional sun tanning has its perks but I think I need a little more for myself.  I thoug...
Posted by [email protected] on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Super long but soo worth it.Ohhhh Patty

Hello jerks. Its that time again. The time im sure all of you are not waiting for.........it's blog time.   Well, last week I went on what turned out to be the worst yet best date ever. My friend...
Posted by [email protected] on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

I hear I sing like an angel

Hello all. What the crap is happening? Oh, really....hmph.....boring. Anyways, so its been a super long month of September. I have been at weddings all month long. Ive been in two and gone to I think ...
Posted by [email protected] on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:14:00 PST

Was Charles really in charge

  Well hi there jerks,the time has come for a new blog. I know they can be long and boring but you know what.........   I was talking to this guy at work today. I can never remember his name...
Posted by [email protected] on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:25:00 PST

The flying wheel chair man

What up jerks. Been a while since my last blog but like my grandfather used to say......................................................... ..........................................   So I was ta...
Posted by [email protected] on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

I love you mom.....for real.........I love you

So today I write you guys in a sincerity that  I havent shared with anyone in a very long time.  Well...............here it goes..............So, my mom had a stroke last night. I normally h...
Posted by [email protected] on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

I heard i've got a sick piece

 Hello again all. How goes it. I really dont care but I asked anyways........haha....so yesterday Dom and I went to The Tav on the Ave. bar to watch the Twins game and have a few drinks. The game...
Posted by [email protected] on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:22:00 PST

Hobos and hoolahoops

    Well everyone, it finally feels like spring is here.  The birds are out, all of the little animals are out frolicking.The midgets are comming out of there underground homes(I h...
Posted by [email protected] on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST