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Jesse James

This is my roof...... and I like it!!!!

About Me

Your lucky to have met me so soon because I'll be famous one day and you can tell all your friends you knew me. I like outragous clothing and I have a dog that is half bear half lion and he has a blue tounge. I'm not going to say I like music because everyone says that and its so "cool" to say that. Well I'm not "cool"..... IM ULTRA COOL!!!!!!! Did I mention my name was Jesse Searls? Cause if I didn't then good cause fuck you. I don't take much seriously including this 'about me' section as, hopefully, you can tell. I also love tattoo's very much and plan to get many throughout my younger years, then be regretful in my later years for looking like a tattooed ball sack! Oh well, I guess they'll remind me of all the fun memories I'm going to have! Cause everyone knows people with tattoos are at least 13 times tougher than without! So I'll bash ya cunt! Im actually a very unviolent person so please don't hit me. My dog Scooter is my favourite creature on this earth, he is my brother. May I also add that the album "Back In Black" by AC/DC is the best 41 mins and 57 seconds of sound ever created.Did I mention I play guitar among other instruments? Cause if I didn't, I have been playing for almost 11 years and am always up for a jam so if your interested than let me know.

My Interests

I like alot of things. Arranged, syncronised vibrations of air that are interperated by the human ear, then relayed to the brain and recognised happen to be high on my list (see I didn't say music..... dickhead) Something I hate is how awked I am on buses and how i always somehow end up stepping on someones toes or hitting someone with my bag in the head and then freaking them out by just looking at them and screaming really loud for a few minutes. An interest could be you.... IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE THRILLHOUSE!!!!!! And I fucking hate people who say "lol" or "lmao" or "rofl" or any of that shit! It really fuckin annoys me! I also hate people who judge how smart you are on wheather your in Standard English or Advance (Standard 4 lyfe!!!!!!!!!) So shut up.Also I am a livid sports fan and am Extreamly Fanatical about the Wests Tigers, and Fulham Football Club in London, England. C'mon Fulham!!! And of course, as Borat says, "I lika the women"

I'd like to meet:

People who are nice, like music, don't judge and who aren't blind to what go's on in the world. I'm also totally fuckin over macho guys that think the only way to prove they are a man is to pay out me and other tasteful chaps for having long hair. If they think that I haven't heard anyone to tell me to get a haircut before, they are just fuckin stupid! SOOO FUCKIN UNORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fuck off or i'll shoot ya! Anyone who doesn't have a problem with the way i look than I'll probably think your the coolest cat in the world.

Music:

If you don't like any of the stuff here, suck my dick and don't whinge to me about it! And yes Keith Urban fuckin rocks! So what if hes sort-of pop, I don't care, his melodies are incredible and he is a freakly good guitarist.Firstly: AC/DC, The Darkness, The Beatles,Secondly:THE BLACK CROWES!!!! Boston, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Black Sabbath, David Gray, Def Leppard, End Of Fashion, Evermore, Free, Green Day, INXS, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Kieth Urban, Motorhead, Queen, Rainbow, REM, Sid Rumpo, Stone Temple Pilots, U2, UFO, Velvet Revolver, Wolfmother, Airbourne, Jet, The Casanovas, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin (sought of), Motley Crue, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble, Uriah Heep, Poison, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, The Band, Audioslave, Betchadupa, Blue Oyster Cult, The Clash, Blur, Oaisis, Bob Marley, Chuck Berry and lots of blues guys, Creedence, Cruel Sea, Bluegrass and some Country music, some Eastern music, Deep Purple, Dio, Hawkwind, Jeff Buckley, John Mayall, The Kinks, Matchbow 20, Michael Schenker, Megadeth, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Scorpions, Skid Row, Soundgarden, Status Quo, Spinal Tap, ZZ Top and many more.

Movies:

Godzilla vs Bambi

Television:

How many goods is Law & Order: SVU? Thats right, 10 goods!!!! Oz, DA BOOSH! Deadwood, Jericho, SAXONDALE and the usuals.

Books:

"The Dirt" by Motley Crue and the "Hornblower" seires. "The Northen Lights" series by Phillip Pulman "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy "Maximum Rock'n'Roll: AC/DC biography, best book i have read!

Heroes:

Angus and Malcolm Young (in which I am friends with the latter!), Justin Hawkins, and me Mum and Dad