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"The Kingswood?!"

KINGSWOOD COUNTRY

About Me

''Ted Bulpitt's most precious possession is his Kingswood Holden car. He objects when his son, or his son-in-law, wants to drive the car and keeps the keys hidden. He is also unimpressed with his daughter's choice of a husband. Ted's brother is a sales representative for Datsun cars - something else which incurs Ted's disgust, as he feels that his brother should only deal with Kingswood Holden cars.''
''Streets ahead of its time, Kingswood Country was the Antipodean version of 'Love Thy Neighbour', its central character a self-centred, penny-pinching, sexist bigot with a penchant for surly diatribes, his wife a long-suffering but slightly backward housewife, and his son-in-law - much to Ted's disgust - an ethnic Australian. It summed up Australian men of the period (and, thankfully to a lesser extent, today) incisively and helped them come to grips with exactly how ugly and unreasonable many of their views and behaviours were.''
''Ross Higgins' Ted was both the source of the humour and the target of the satire. His fondness for all things nominally Australian - like the Commodore car and 'Neville the concrete Aboriginal' - was hammered home relentlessly. But while he was a patriot of admirable fervour, he was a lousy husband, a terrible father, a racist son-in-law and a suspicious, conniving neighbour. Few Australians were this bad, of course, but the beauty of Ted Bullpit being such an unappealling buffoon was that he usually received his come-uppance in every episode (without learning any lesson, of course). The whole thing was simply good fun, and doubtless showed some people how not to behave.''

My Interests

Ted Interests-
-BLOWING UP NUNS
-BLOWING UP WOGS
-GETTING ANGRY AND THE 3 LEGGED FOX TERRIOR NEXT DOOR
- DRINKING HIS PRESIOUS BEER
- DRIVING HIS KINGWOOD
- LOOKING AFTER THE KINGSWOOD
- READING THE PAPER
- WASHING NEVILLE, THE CONCRETE ABORIGINAL

I'd like to meet:

Ted Bullpitt
Thelma Bullpitt
Craig Bullpitt
Greta Bertoluci
Bruno Bertoluci
Rosa Bertoluci

Movies:

Kingswood Country

Television:

Kingswood Country
QUOTES-
''Pickle me Grandmother''
'' THe Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just shampooed the battery!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just Mr Sheened the roof racks!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just dry cleaned the fan belt!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just plished the towbar!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! You'll wear out the headlights!''
''''That pushy nun from St Josephs college for the chronically Catholic''.
''Someone should blow wogs up''
''the purple Valiant owning, spaghetti-sucking wog who married my daughter''.
''One step closer, nun, and the Pope’s portrait gets a moustache and glasses!''
''Hidey hodey everybody, here comes the party!''
''Yes, it’s me Bobby Bullpitt, don’t swoon, I’m human.If you’re human, Bob, how come you drag your bum across the lawn?''
''If a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing with a beer first''
''leave your money on the fridge wog!''
''The Kingswood? You’re not taking the Kingswood, I just polished the dipstick - bloody thing, every time I pull it out it’s got oil all over it''.