Ted Interests-
-BLOWING UP NUNS
-BLOWING UP WOGS
-GETTING ANGRY AND THE 3 LEGGED FOX TERRIOR NEXT DOOR
- DRINKING HIS PRESIOUS BEER
- DRIVING HIS KINGWOOD
- LOOKING AFTER THE KINGSWOOD
- READING THE PAPER
- WASHING NEVILLE, THE CONCRETE ABORIGINAL
Ted Bullpitt
Thelma Bullpitt
Craig Bullpitt
Greta Bertoluci
Bruno Bertoluci
Rosa Bertoluci
Kingswood Country
Kingswood Country
QUOTES-
''Pickle me Grandmother''
'' THe Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just shampooed the battery!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just Mr Sheened the roof racks!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just dry cleaned the fan belt!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! I just plished the towbar!''
'' The Kingswood? your not taking the KINGSWOOD! You'll wear out the headlights!''
''''That pushy nun from St Josephs college for the chronically Catholic''.
''Someone should blow wogs up''
''the purple Valiant owning, spaghetti-sucking wog who married my daughter''.
''One step closer, nun, and the Pope’s portrait gets a moustache and glasses!''
''Hidey hodey everybody, here comes the party!''
''Yes, it’s me Bobby Bullpitt, don’t swoon, I’m human.If you’re human, Bob, how come you drag your bum across the lawn?''
''If a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing with a beer first''
''leave your money on the fridge wog!''
''The Kingswood? You’re not taking the Kingswood, I just polished the dipstick - bloody thing, every time I pull it out it’s got oil all over it''.