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Renee

About Me

EXTENDED NETWORK BANNERS + MYSPACE LAYOUTS This is how I am weird: I tend to come off as being stuck up or snobbish, but it's mostly because I'm shy and I'm easily annoyed by 99% of the population. Shiny things, candy and biting excite me more then they should. I am constantly thinking and obsess over everything. I have a special knack for fucking things up. I can be brutally honest at times (but don't ask me my age or weight because I will probably lie to you, but then again I just admitted that, so is it really a lie???) I'm fat, but that's cool. I look at it like this... I beat anorexia and I rock! I'm not a perfect girl. My hair does always stay in place, I spill a lot of things and I'm pretty clumsy. But when I think about it and take a step back, I remember how amazing my life truly is and think that maybe... I like being imperfect. I have learned that sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy. The best advice I have ever received? Believe none of what you hear... and only half of what you see! I hate: people who communicate like they haven't had a single grammar lesson, people who drive slow, ignorance and guilt trips. I love: hand picked flowers, piercing's, and sex. I would rather be to cold, then to hot. I spend unusual amounts of time alone, and I enjoy it. I read novels and drink wine, while taking bubble baths. I enjoy museums and libraries. I quote poetry and I am fascinated by history. I can admit that my name should be Maple Syrup - I am a self-proclaimed sap! I talk to myself, because, well, I am the only one I trust. I love poetry, I am into photography, and I love music. I am obsessed with Superman, love Nic Cage and I have worshiped Hulk Hogan since I was old enough to crawl! (I know! I know! Just forgive me now, ok?) In the end, I would like to think that basically, I am a normal, laid-back, down-to-earth chick. I have an odd sense of humor, but I am a good listener. My downfalls? I am moody and depressing at times, and my husband says I never listen to him. (At least I think that's what he said.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Benjamin Franklin. I know it's weird but... I have learned that people will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Whom am I not looking to meet? Prince Charming. I have already met him, and he calls me his Cinderella.....
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My Friend Space
I have a lot of cool friends.

Vince

Laura

Michael

Steven

Chris

Max

Don

Jeff

Khaos Theory

Gina

Patty

Dillon

Pam

Sandy

Kritter

Steven

Eye II Eye Entertainment

Heather

Nikki

Dave

Sara

Sabrina

Pat

Kelly

Kristn

Jennifer

Julie

Karen

Ann

Tammy

Debbie

Bill

Sharon

Tanya

Chad

Deena

View all the crazy fuckers I know...

Books:

I love to read!! Some of my favorites include, (but are not limited to): anything by Shakespeare, Robert Frost, Mark Twain, Stephen King and Edgar Allan Poe. I also love the entire Harry Potter series! And poetry!! I am a huge fan or poetry and even write my own.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad.