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It's Kyle, c**t.

About Me

Salutations! I'm Kyle. I'm a fun guy. Pretty mellow, despite what my friends will tell you (really, what the hell do they know?). I'm not really normal, which suits me just fine, normal's overrated. I love my job at the info desk at B&N, despite me kind of hating people. Maybe it's just stupid people. Not that there's much of a difference.A few things to be aware of: I'm passionate and I'm honest. I don't do anything I don't value and I am a man of my word who regards myself and others truthfully. It usually doesn't take people very long to figure out I'm smart, although I like to think I don't bash people over the head with that information. I'm a hopeless romantic who ALWAYS looks for love in all the wrong places, so I've kind of stopped giving a shit. There are 13 people in my life who mean more to me than anything - 11 of them know who they are :) As far as I'm concerned, they're the only ones who really matter when it comes to accepting me. For the rest of the world, I am who I am and I'm not changing for anyone. If you don't like it, you can go chew on a hair dryer. :D

My Interests

writing, reading, photographing, acting, singing, dancing, DJing, art-ing, eating, sleeping. ing-ing. cookie dough ice cream, key lime pie, lemonade and other sweets. being an awesome friend. taking trains to random places. hottie spotting. making up background stories for strangers in my head as I'm walking down the street. being a beautiful weirdo. appreciating the beauty of silence, and loving those who understand it as well.

I'd like to meet:

Bobby Cannavale is next on my list. I've interned at a class with his son and seen him on a multitude of occasions but never actually SAID anything to him. This will change, and soon.Oh, and I guess anyone else that's cool. Liars and assholes need NOT apply.

Music:

Dangerous Muse, The Streets, Kaskade, Jamiroquai, Télépopmusik, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Roisin Murphy, The Rapture, Arctic Monkeys, Britney, Justin Timberlake, Joe Budden, Missy Elliott, No Doubt, Garbage, Junior Jack, Madonna, Daft Punk, Avenue D, Cazwell, Paris Hilton. others.
I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, Psycho Beach Party, I Think I Do, Kung Pow, Monster-In-Law, Clue, Pootie Tang, Our Lady Of The Assassins, Beautiful Thing, Happy Feet, Fantasia, The Sweetest Thing.

Television:

Invader ZIM, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Dave The Barbarian, Futurama, The Simpsons, MadTV, So You Think You Can Dance, The Amazing Race, PrisonBreak, Heroes, America's Next Top Model, Degrassi: TNG, Dynasty, So NoTORIous, Wonder Showzen, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Brothers & Sisters, Sons & Daughters, Power Rangers (Mighty Morphin'-Space - although Turbo was pretty bad), Pokémon (I guess up until Brock leaves temporarily), Xiaolin Showdown, Big Brother (not 5 or 8...ugh...)

Books:

The Every Boy, The Fourth Bear, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Boy Culture, Invisible MOnsters, Remainder, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, Animorphs, Encyclopedia Brown, The Boxcar Children, Harry Potter, m or f?, A Secret Edge, Dream Boy, Overheard In New York.

Heroes:

my mother is first. duh. my twin sister's an inspiration in her own right. the other 11 people who make my world complete. Invader ZIM, the writers of Gutenberg: The Musical! and I love Oprah, and her complete control of the world. oh, and Maria Conchita Alonso.

My Blog

121: My Human Nature Theory, pt. 1 - Fear & Honesty

Careful y'all - I'm about to get philosophical on your asses.I had a three and a half hour-long phone conversation with a very good friend of mine last night. I've always been good friends with this p...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

120: It Really Should Be Illegal.

When hot people get hotter. Like, that should be against the fricking laws of physics and life. Let's all us uglies band together and arrest the hotties, no?I'll do it mySELF if no one's down....
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

119: Once A Gummy Bear...

I've come to another hideous realization.Way too many of my friends are embarking on either their first or second year of college or life outside of the city. It wasn't easy before, and now that's it'...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

118: IT’S ALL CLEAR NOW!

I stole this from Pedro because some of his blogs were private and I had to deal with this one. But then I read it, and it all became clear. Fuckfaces Of Kyle's "Love Life" beware: you need to read th...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

#116: Toxic Thoughts.

DISCLAIMER: The follwoing blog is heavy on rambling and equally high in depressing. Read at your own discretion.It's kind of unnerving how simple it is to kill yourself. The actual act of doing so is ...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

#115: This Is The Day.

It's the first day of summer. I normally hate the summer.This year is different though. I'm kind of...looking forward to it, almost. I think it has the potential to be a really good season, especially...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

#114: People I Love

Just in case you were wondering who some of them were.http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2298&l=888ea&id=5 02251574
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:06:00 PST

113: 19.

...currently feels a hell of a lot like 18. But you know...depressing.Still got 22 and a half hours of the day to go. Maybe it'll get better right? The only place to go from down is up, right?Right?...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

#112: Misanthropia.

I am beginning to loathe the human race.Here's to hoping that my crappy (or at least, the crappier group of them) don't ruin my birthday tomorrow. :/
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

#111: Like You Have Anything Better To Do.

I think I put this up before. But I don't remember. And if I did, I'm sure more than half of you didn't do it.So do it now.1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I ...
Posted by [S3lsZQ==.] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST