Kelly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am short and I laugh at a lot of things that people aren't supposed to laugh at.

My Interests

Spit bubbles, avian flu, violence, macroeconomics, ice fishing, digging holes, and fiberglassing... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

John Mclane ERASE ME!.

Music:

Devil Driver, Spineshank, Hatebreed, Chimaira, Hemlock, Burn the Priest, Nonpoint, Rage Against the Machine, White Zombie, Impaled, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Gwar, Hed P.E. etc.

Movies:

Wonderland, The People Under the Stairs, Hellraiser, Strangeland, Last House on the Left, The People vs. Larry Flint, Pulp Fiction, Derailed, A Clockwork Orange, Harry and the Hendersons, Howard the Duck, Duece Bigalow... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Metalocalypse, King of the Hill , The Venture Bros, Robot Chicken, & Rocko's Modern Life.

Books:

1984...

Heroes:

Andrew, Worm, Shawn, Randy, Tab, Stephen Colbert.

My Blog

Nappy Headed Hoes

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Posted by Kelly on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

MILK

Contrary to popular belief, milk does not come from cows and does not provide our bodies with its required dose of calcium. It is manufactured in an underground workshop in Yorkshire, England. It is r...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:50:00 PST