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Thank you for stopping by my page. I am not going to write much on this page. If you would like to know anything or just want to chat just simply leave me a note and I will get back to you. Here are some jokes to keep you people busy;)
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, .... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: ''Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of
Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry,"
"Yellow................lemon,"
"Green.................lime,"
"Orange................orange."Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste."Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,‘’Everybody, spit them out! They're assholes’’
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