In my short time gracing this wonderful Earth Ive been exposed, and have also taken notice to a whole helluva lot of things that have sparked my interest. If you name it, Im probably into it. Well, not stuff like plane crashes and Kenny G. You just have to draw a line somewhere. You sick fuckers.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crist "is that MY ASS??" Jarrett
Birthday: 23 di Dicembre
Birthplace: Boynton Beach, Florida
Current Location: Delray Beach, Florida
Eye Color: 'Ocean'
Hair Color: currently dark brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Italian, German, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas as usual
Your Weakness: Good surf, women, booze, cars, good times, Miami Hurricanes, Boston Red Sox
Your Fears: Not leaving a mark
Your Perfect Pizza: Mario the Baker's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Attain my dream job of manually masturbating caged animals for the use of artificial insemination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Im all over it
Thoughts First Waking Up: How in the hell did I end up here? And where are my damn pants!?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Kickstand.
Your Bedtime: When I finally pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Spontanious road trips to hunt for waves.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi... with Three Olives Cherry
McDonalds or Burger King: Good Times
Single or Group Dates: Gang Bang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea Bags.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dont bring race into this!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cafe Cubano
Do you Smoke: only while drinking, and Im 'that guy' who bums them. I owe people cartons.
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor, bitch
Do you Sing: In the car, in the shower and in drunken revely!
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: Id probably end up like Van
Do you believe in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: In the right lighting, with several drinks... I think Im a sexy bitch at that point.
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: absolutely
Do you like Thunderstorms: I have to say that I do
Do you play an Instrument: pan flute, turtle drums and the bull horn.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: There was last night, the night before and all those other nights... So, yes. Yes I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: only socially
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define "drugs"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: wouldnt consider anything really a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: just to jiz on Nik at PacSun
In the past month have you eaten a beautiful round ass: BUTT of course! Did you get that pun? did ya?.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sashimi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only at the Donkey Show.
In the past month have you been dry humped: daily.
In the past month have you shaved your body: Last night.
In the past month have you slapped a ho: Gotta keep your pimp hand strong.
Ever been Drunk: Almost always am.
Ever been called a Tease: and a whore, by the same person.
Ever been Beaten up: I can hold my own
Ever Shoplifted: young and dumb.
How do you want to Die: Fat, bloaded and on the toilet like Elvis. No. Doing something completely insane.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont want to grow up... much more.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brasil, Italia, England. Ill go back anywhere in the caribbean again, too.
In a Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green, but doesnt really matter. All comers welcome!
Favourite Hair Color: dont necessarily have a favorite. I do like reddish? Like I said- all are welcome
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: seriously?? doesnt matter!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: whatt do numbers really mean any way?
Number of CDs I own: thousands... I used to work in radio and got tons of freebees
Number of Piercings: Just Ears and penis, nothing crazy.
Number of Tattoos: one now, working on a new one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets other than not keeping up with people I care about...
Crist will go to jail for ...
Making sweet love to a religious symbol
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt.
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you.
And you're never afraid of eating the worm... or a woman's ass.
How to make a Crist
Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts silliness
3 parts bed-rocking sex
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!
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Well? I know the Centaur. I know a guy named Nacho, a Brasilian Hebrew, a bunch of WOPs. I know some DAMN FINE bartenders and the degenerates they serve. Do I know you???..
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Too much to name, my entire life has a background soundtrack. It usually sound like the "Local on the 8's" song. What's in my CD changer in the car right now? Digable Planets, Lupe Fiasco, Bob Marley, Method Man, BassBin Twins, Dead Kennedys, Fear Factory, 311, Beastie Boys, NoocH (my brother) Star9-Love Mafia (my bud), Rage against the Machine
DAMNIT! Again, too many to name, but here are a few: ANY Kevin Smith film (yes even Jersey Girl), Snatch, Lock Stock, Fear and Loathing, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Fast and Furious, 2F2F, Tokyo Drift, Van Wilder, Rise of Taj, Harold and Kumar, Road Trip, any American Pie series, Anchorman, Oldschool, Animal House, Resivour Dogs, High Fidelity, Go, Dude wheres my Car, Fight Club, Teenage Trannies who like Girls 14, Cum Fart Cocktails... wait how'd those get in there?? American Psycho, MEAN MACHINE, Varsity Blues, Friday Night Lights, Victory, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, the ones I make with hidden cameras... oh shut up already, no ones even read this far.
Saturday Night Live- not that im ever home for it, Scrubs, 24, Sports- like the Lingerie Bowl, Letterman, Conan, Craig Ferguson, Family Guy, the Food Network, Girls behaving badly, southpark, and the Weather Channel.. I love the fucking Weather Channel..
Oooo... aaahh... I read everything. Never did read books for school ("What required reading list? I never got it!"), but I love them now. Mostly biographies or histories of certain topics, but I also read almost anything: Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy, the Sun-Sentinel, the Palm Beach Post, the Miami Herald, Boston Herald (I like to be informed) the Oprah book club... jk, random peoples blogs, my car's owners manual, short stories, Super Street, Transworld Surf, the "terms and conditions" link, the advertisments at the top of this page, notes from people I find in pants I havent worn since 1997, Penthouse letters, the random stuff I find in my wallet, maps (I love maps), books in italian, the 'no postage necessary' box on business reply mail, myspace member profiles, the directions.....
Al Gore (remember- he invented the internet), Albert Einstein, MLKJr, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Werner von Braun, Marty McFly and Doc Brown, My Parents- God Bless them for raising me, Jimmy Buffet (drunk on a boat in the Keys with no worries- can it get any better?), Homer Simpson, Al Bundy and Im a pretty cool mother fucker myself..