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Nicholas Awesome

On a Scale of 1 to Awesome.... Im the SHIT!

About Me

I am made of contradictions I HATE TO WRITE BUT, I LOVE TO READ - i am called an asshole, but people generally smile when they say it - I NEVER GRADUATED COLLEGE BUT I THINK I AM PRETTY SMART - i love music, but can sit for hours in silence - I HATE INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE, BUT I LOVE MY JOB IN RETAIL - at 27 i feel like i am an adult, but at 27 i feel like i am still a kid - I LOVE EATING GOOD FOOD, BUT ABSOLUTELY HATE COOKING - i can drink beer all night, but liquor kicks my ass - HUGE BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL FAN, CANT STAND BASEBALL OR HOCKEY (despise both the red sox and the yankees) Click here for your own Myspace Layout

My Interests

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me I am interested in finding new ways to mess things up and to be bad at life. My goal is to upset, hurt, disappoint, or make sad, as many people as possible

I'd like to meet:

I amm looking to meet people who suck, douchebags, jerks, assholes, fake people, people who smell bad, users, shady people, anyone who will hurt me, people too take advantage of me, someone to treat me like crap, girls who will break my heart, someone who can make me cry, anyone who is like me "The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company ... a church ... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me, and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you ... we are in charge of our Attitudes."

Music:

Korn, Tool, Linkin Park, NIN, Thursday, Thrice, The Used, Beatsite boys, sepultura, pantera, sneaker pimps, paul oakenfold, limp bizkit, machine head, fear factory, tom petty, led zeppelin, pink floyd, the doors, the police, a perfect circel, eminem, live, snoop, janes adiction, one, crossfade, skindred, nonpoint, vision of disorder, AFI, finch,

Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith, anything with will ferrell, ben stiller, vince vaughn. anchorman, old school, elf, dodgeball, napolean dynamite, rounders, good will hunting, monty python, van wilder, slackers, identity, usual suspects, star wars, tons and tons more

Television:

Family Guy, aqua teen hunger force, wwe wrestling, poker, tilt, playmakers, espn, the simpsons, law and order, csi, jeoprady, street smarts, ultimate fighter, SNL, i love the 80's 90's, cribs, pimp my ride, LOST, My Name is Earl, Criminal Minds,

Heroes:

My heros are people who you look at and wonder how they manage to even exist. People who make you question if there really is a god, and if so, why he created them. People who are lazy and get by because they take advantge of other people

My Blog

My Knees hurts

1)We aren't mind readers! 2) We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3)When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4) Smoking is the big...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

Elie..Gabe.. I'm waiting

So it is almost NBA playoff time, and I am pretty excited. However I am even more excited for blogs from two of my basketball fan friends, Elie and Gabe. So step it up guys, because I am too damn busy...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

Some info for the girls

*Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) *"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phr...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

You are NOT your fucking problems

I can not claim that I wrote this... but honestly.. have truer words ever been spoken/typed/read?The more you identify yourself with the problems that face you, the more difficult it will be for you t...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

Thank You Lord!!

    A female friend of mine posted this blog... and I as a guy, think it is spot on.. thank you Linda for brining some insightyou know, we girls are something else. we bitch and complai...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

absolutely hilarious


Posted by Mr. Awesome on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

Food for thought

    I have kind of been saying the same thing to myself for a while. I read this however and was taken aback. This guy is from Charleston and gives weekly social commentary. Being that ...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

Very Unfair

    This is a letter written by my friend's father. I got this from his sister. Gabe is a good friend, and he doesn't deserve any of this. If you know people in any form of government, ...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

lets drink!

1. If you dont drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

Does Posting this make me a hippoctie? Is that how you spell Hippocrite?

  "The 32 rules of myspace."1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad.2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.(f.y.i. ...
Posted by Mr. Awesome on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:15:00 PST