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Reverend Biker

The Reverend shares his enlightenment: Put the fucking cell phone down and DRIVE!

About Me


I hate people who chat on the cell while driving. Hang 'em from the closest cell tower!

I am upset by those who shove religion and their opinion/perception down your throat whether you asked for it or not. Keep your religious chain-letters and bulletins to yourself.

I am annoyed by people who show up 5 minutes before you close for the day and drop 2 hours worth of work on you.

I can't stand people who are in the service industries who constantly b*tch about having to perform a service. What the hell are you getting paid for!!!!!

I enjoy the freedom I have, to openly express how I feel from a pleasant comment to four letter expletives and hand/finger gestures to get my point across to those too retarded to get it otherwise.

Pyzam has a few better than mediocre Layouts for Myspace

My Interests

Bad girls, motorcycling, expressing myself, music

I'd like to meet:


Bad girls. As they say... bad girls deserve a good licking.

Music:

Grateful Dead, Les Claypool, Phish, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, Dropkick Murphys, Led Zeppelin, Jerome Riley, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Insane Clown Posse, Traffic, Sublime, Blind Melon, Old Smashing Pumpkins,REM, Modern English, Foo Fighters, Moby, Beck, Iron Maiden, The Cult, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Dusty Springfield, Cranberries, humble Pie, Sublime, Cypress Hill, Frank Sinatra... I guess you get the idea... pretty much anything... except hardcore rap and almost all country. There are exceptions to every rule, though.

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Stripes, Animal House, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Forty Year Old Virgin, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Smokin' Aces, Gross Point Blank, From Dusk til Dawn (1), Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill I & II, Princess Bride, Blade Runner, Terminator I, II & III, all the Alien movies and Bridges of Madison County (not really).

Television:

One foggy night, a NY Yankee fan was heading north from New York on 95 and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston on 95. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Boston fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise,the NY fan gets out of his car uninjured, and feels fortunate to have survived.
The Yankee fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man,I think this is a sign that we should put our petty differences aside and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck. Wait here."
The Boston fan pops open the trunk of his mangled car and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Maker's Mark. He returns and says to the NY fan, "I think this is another sign! We should toast to our new found friendship." The NY fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle in one big gulp, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Boston fan takes the bottle and twists the cap back on, turns and throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge. Turning back to the Yankees fan, he says "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

Books:

John Norman and Robert Jordan, Jack Chalker... currently reading The Return of Merlin by Depak Chopra. Interesting concept.

Heroes:

The Southwestern Dirt Shrew, Gordon the chipmonk, Calvin and Hobbs and the guy that invented toilet paper. I suppose if it is possible to admire a drug-addled mad man... John Belushi... one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time.

My Blog

Dont waste money on Zohan

Don't Mess with the Zohan should be Don't waste money on the Zohan...  Ya know... I like an Adam Sandler movie just like everyone else, but this one really wasnt funny. You get to see the funnie...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:33:00 PST

What has the service industry come to?

Hello Friends, I was confronted this week with two instances of a lowering of employment standards where people forget why they are hired and what their responsibility is to their employer and the peo...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:25:00 PST

Environmentally-Friendly Vehicle Drivers or Tree-hugging Assholes?

Hello Friends, This particular rant has been inspired by my morning commute for the last 2 years. I used to think the only real douche-bags out there were volvo drivers... "I drive the safest care on...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST

Basic Driving Skills and the Death Penalty

Hello friends, Its been a while... just the thought of more discussion of the pitiful life of Brit and that quack Dr Phil makes my stomach churn. The Patriots... I really can't say anything. I am a li...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:18:00 PST

Laws, Politics, Paparazzi Oh my...

Hello my friends, Let me start by saying it has been too damn long since I checked in. The mood I am in, this is going to be stream of consciousness, not my typical focused writing, so be warned....
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:43:00 PST

Autumn Afternoon or Playin hookie and with an accomplice

Hello Friends, Let me start by saying today from the alarms first ring until 20 minutes before I walked out the door Mother Nature had me believing I was going to regret taking a half day and start m...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:16:00 PST

21st Century Cycling or... its a good day to die

Hello Friends, Its been a while... time to share some of what has been happening around me this summer. Yesterday I witnessed something that illustrates how another segment of the populace has forged...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

A Trip Down Memory Lane... or Ghosts of the Past

Hello Friends, Last night I went to one of my best friend's wedding. It was short, and very nice, although it was almost 100 degrees in the church... and not an Arizona dry heat, but a sweltering humi...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

Don't Buy Gas - May 15, 2007

Hello Friends, I received the following as a bulletin and I am glad it finally happened. I don't know why I didn't do something sooner. This is yet another case of the little guy taking it up the ass...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

Computer Held Hostage or Symantec's Customer Relations Suck!

Hello Friends, Another Customer Relations fiasco to share with you... What the hell is this world coming to. I stop by my parents house yesterday and mom asks "will you look at my computer... I ...
Posted by Reverend Biker on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST