Bad girls, motorcycling, expressing myself, music
Bad girls. As they say... bad girls deserve a good licking.
Grateful Dead, Les Claypool, Phish, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, Dropkick Murphys, Led Zeppelin, Jerome Riley, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Insane Clown Posse, Traffic, Sublime, Blind Melon, Old Smashing Pumpkins,REM, Modern English, Foo Fighters, Moby, Beck, Iron Maiden, The Cult, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Dusty Springfield, Cranberries, humble Pie, Sublime, Cypress Hill, Frank Sinatra... I guess you get the idea... pretty much anything... except hardcore rap and almost all country. There are exceptions to every rule, though.
Better Off Dead, Stripes, Animal House, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Forty Year Old Virgin, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Smokin' Aces, Gross Point Blank, From Dusk til Dawn (1), Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill I & II, Princess Bride, Blade Runner, Terminator I, II & III, all the Alien movies and Bridges of Madison County (not really).
One foggy night, a NY Yankee fan was heading north from New York on 95 and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston on 95. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Boston fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise,the NY fan gets out of his car uninjured, and feels fortunate to have survived.
The Yankee fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man,I think this is a sign that we should put our petty differences aside and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck. Wait here."
The Boston fan pops open the trunk of his mangled car and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Maker's Mark. He returns and says to the NY fan, "I think this is another sign! We should toast to our new found friendship." The NY fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle in one big gulp, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Boston fan takes the bottle and twists the cap back on, turns and throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge. Turning back to the Yankees fan, he says "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
John Norman and Robert Jordan, Jack Chalker... currently reading The Return of Merlin by Depak Chopra. Interesting concept.
The Southwestern Dirt Shrew, Gordon the chipmonk, Calvin and Hobbs and the guy that invented toilet paper. I suppose if it is possible to admire a drug-addled mad man... John Belushi... one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time.