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About Me

I'm a dangerous international spy with an arsenal of wit and charm as extensive as my gun collection.
No, just kidding... I only work nationally.
The Best T-Shirt Store Ever.
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"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy." -Charles De Mar
"You definitely do not follow normal bird rules." -Mark B.
"If that ain't a drinking problem, I sure don't know what is." -My Own Damn Self
"Paper trails, love, paper trails." -Keely B.
"The sun is still shining on the marching band." -Steve V.
"I'm just saying, when you're good at something, you don't just quit because you're stoned." -My Own Self
"It's a hot pocket. It's hot." -Martha B.
"Because I'm so fucking awesome it's intolerable." -Keely B.
"If you just go around sitting willy nilly, you might get gummed on." -Mark B.
"Nothing more rewarding than hitting something with a sledgehammer and winning a bear." -Mark B.
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Ella Drives Piggy's Car

Ella fakes herself out with the accidental horn while driving Piggy's car.

My Blog

Foodylicious

I am (drumroll, please) 0.5 lb away from my ultimate goal weight. When I lose that last stubborn half a pound, I will have lost, wait for it, FIFTY PERCENT of my body weight. I don't mind saying in fr...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

Linger... eh?

I don't care what anyone says about puppies, men buying lingerie is the cutest thing in the world. I was browsing Victoria's Secret at lunchtime today and saw this adorable man asking the s...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger penis

Or so I was informed in my junk mail box this morning. I'm not saying I don't respect Leonel Byrd's right to an opinion, but, as we all know, it's not the size of your golf club, but how well&nbs...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:21:00 PST

VIQ

Exactly what measure of time does an MMMBop represent? Go.
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:57:00 PST

I Can Still See.

Which, believe me, is a bit of a miracle. I wouldn't call myself a dumb woman, but I have a long and colorful history of doing completely idiotic things. For instance, there was the time I prehea...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:45:00 PST

An Hilarious BLOG

Sometimes I think to myself, "Man, I have an hilarious BLOG in my head, but I can't share it because... because people here KNOW me." But trust me, it was funny. And it had to do with sex. Who doesn't...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Goll Darnit!

Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I HATE the 3 as the E. I know it's all programmer chic (talk about your oxymorons) or whatever, but I hate it. Hate hate hate hate hate it. I love, however, the sh...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST

Back By Semi-Popular Semi-Demand

I've had a couple emails lately being all, "Write us another BLOG!" What am I, people, a trained monkey here solely for your entertainment?? Perhaps. Nonetheless, you can't force these things. Paris H...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST

You Know You're Laura Jones When...

I know what you're all thinking. It goes something like this: "Who IS this Laura Jones?? Behind her hilariously unrevealing personal description and casually madcap BLOG, what lurks? How can I more fu...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

A Treatise On Why I Hated Starbucks But Then Secretly Started To And Now Openly Love It.

Starbucks. Admittedly, it is The Man of coffee houses. I mean, it's sort of like Walmart for lattes, only sans those famous rollback prices (dammit). Which is why, mais oui, I hated it at first. Moreo...
Posted by ♥ Tammi with an I ♥ on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:33:00 PST