barman11

I'd like to meet:

1) badass mutha fucka 2) I'd fuck me! 3) Swallow 4) F.U, Fuck Me! 5) Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina! 6) Hot n Tasty, Cumdumpster 7) Will fuck for food 8) I will not Fuck Fat Chicks 9) Have tongue will travel!! 10) XXXL Extra Extra Long 11) Five Orgasms GUARANTEED! 12) Vagina Friendly 13) Shit Fuck...Shit Fuck... Where did i park my F@#cking Beer Truck? 14) Sorry Dude....I luuuuuuv PUSSY! 15) Sorry Chick....I luuuuuuv COCK! 16) Free Dick Rides! 17) I'm your Girlfriends PIMP! 18) Do I look like a F#@king people person? 19) I'm here about the BLOWJOB 20) Vaaagitarian 21) Free tongue rides! 22) I fuck on the first date! 23) Since your this close...Why don't you SUCK MY DICK? 24) Totally F#@king INSANE! 25) PHUK 26) What the FUCK 27) Maaaaan your pussy stinks! 28) Fuck Censorship! 29) I don't give a fuck about your problems! 30) Real men eat PUSSY! 31) I Luuuuuv PUSSY! 32) Slut... 33) Whore 34) Check the appropriate box: Spit : Swallow : Gag or all of the above.... 35) Can you taste me now? 36) Syphilis is Itchy! 37) Duh....Stick your dick in it... 38) Is it suppose to burn when i PEE 39) Fuck you you fucking fuck! 40) Bitch...Slut...Whore... 41) Let go of my ears...I know what I'm doing! 42) Cock Star 43) Tight.... 44) My dicks bigger than yours... 45) I Bang Housewives! 46) It feels like the first time. But it sure doesn't smell like its! 47) You remind me of my NEXT GIRLFRIEND 48) FIGHT CRIME shoot back.... 49) Single 50) Married 51) Divorced 52) Taken 53) Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians male t-shirt 54)My other ride is your mum! 55) AK47, for when you absolutely, positively need to kill every motherf**ker in the room 56) Any Hole is a Goal! Except a Manhole... 57) Ahh I see the the f**k up fairy has struck again 58) I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours 59) F**k is how it is spelt 60) was it really worth getting out of bed for this shit? 61) An easy pink, or a tricky brown. 62) Curry makes you Shit Hot 63) Today's word is legs, Spread the word 64) F**ked up beyond all recognition 65) Life's like an egg... either getting smashed or getting laid 66) I would give up smoking, but i'm not a quitter 67) If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut! 68) Gone Doggin 69) You don't need a Golden ticket to see my wonka bar 70) No Complaints (Only Moans) 71) I dont do mingers 72) Wasted barcode 73) Muff Diver 74) I cun't believe you can sneak swearwords onto t-shits. 75) Different toilet, same old shit 76) PORN... because it's cheaper than dating! 77) I have the horn and im not afraid to use it 78) Find abuse discard 79) Got Pills? 80) Nice Rack 81) Viagra is for pussies 82) Clown porn come and laugh. 83) Warning! This t-shirt may contain an asshole 84) 85) Rehab is for quitters 86) The Man, The Legend 87) I'm a photocopier sit on my face 88) I put out 89) Bouncers are c***s 90) Bent cops burn crops 91) Drugs available (ask for details) 92) Poke me again and I'll fucking kill you! 93) Fanny magnet 94) Cunts 95) Fuck Africa's debt 96) Wish You Were Here 97) Terets 98) F**k You 99) I am therapist 100) Daily Milf 101) I'll Pay You Display 102) Do you do digital? by digital I mean anal. 103) I Keep Crack in my Hatch-Back 104) Doggy style 105) Passive smokers should buy their own 106) Body of a God, Shame it's Buddha 107) The liver is evil. It must be punished 108) Sarcasm is just one more service that i offer 109) Dyslectic dwarfs. They aren't big and they aren't clever 110) Drive it Like you Stole it 110) Stop death on the road, Drive on the pavement 111) Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them 112) What would scooby doo? 113) A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend 114) Air Guitarist - No Strings attached 115) Pimp 116) WANTED nice warm home for my cock 117) Heavily Medicated for your safety 118) POKER She'll love it 119) i may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it i am 120) Boobies Make Me Smile 121) Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder 122) Old Skool 123) A dog is for life, not just one night 124)Ave It 125) Booked it, packed it, f**ked off 126) I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it 127) Pissed Up 127) Why have a six pack when you can have a barrel 128) This is my been there, done that, 129) got the t-shirt, t-shirt! 130) If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten 131) Your village rang, they want their idiot back 132) Rock out with your cock out 133) Been on t-internet 134) Bull Shirt 135) Day release prisioner #130058 136) Exit Signs are on the Way Out 137) You have the right to remain silent, anything you do say will be taken out of context and used against you! 138) Laziness isn't an affliction, It's a time consuming hobby It's not fat, it's potential muscle 139) Can I take this snake on the plane? 140) Uncle nob head 141) I am not responsible 142) I am in shape, round is a shape 143) how now brown cow? i'm fine 144) Kiss My Face 145) Boldly Going Nowhere 146) Bugger! 147) Working Class Hero 148) Hotter than the Sun 149) CASHBACK! 150) Simon says terrible things about you 151) Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money? 152) Rock Paper Scissor international rules 153) Poker king 154) This t-shirt has been tested on Animals 155) P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S 156) Keep it Gangster 157) Teamwork, beer and football 158) My wife gives me 100% sound advice, 99% sound, 1% advice 159) Stay clear i have the shits 160) Reality is an illusion, caused by lack of alcohol 161) Trainee exorcist will banish spirits willingly. 162) Jamaican me Crazy 163) The premiership, the championship, 164) the sinkingship, the abandonship 165) Prawn star 166) Player 167) Computers Byte 168) Land of hope and Glory 169) Fox Hunter 170) Warning! Chav'in it large 171) It's legal when they leave school. (3:15) 172) Jeremy Beadle has a big cock, on the other hand it's quite small 173) Feel or no feel 174) Trevor McDonald giving it to you from all angles. 175) Game Over 176) Police aware 177) I rule 178) All good in da hood 179) Rocky XVXXIIVXVI 180) Mates reunited because you're too old, 181) fat and ugly to make new friends 182) My flux capacitor needs your jiggawatts 183) Kiss me i'm a frog 184) Censors are f**king b*****ds! 185) They've got the internet on computers now? 186) Bagsy I'm not it 187) My t-shirt is not black 188) It's Not Gonna Suck Itself 189) White and Nerdy 190) E-pimp 191) Lager lout 192) I Bet You Don't Recognise Me Without My Cape 193) I May Not Be The Best Looking Person In Here, 194) But I'm The Only One Talking To You 195) Good girls are girls that don't get caught. 196) What would jesus do? Get hammered 197) When i'm around certainty is uncertain 198) and i'm not too sure that is certain 199) Irish i were drunk 200) Political Correctness is for fags 201) The Da Vinci toad 202) Go Away So I Can Talk To Your Fit Friend 203) All Hail The Ale 204) You Look Better In Your Myspace Pictures Conservaspliffs 205) New years resolution: buy new t-shirt 205) No, I don't have a f***ing Nectar Card. 206) Random Bloke 207) Kazakhstan 208) If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old 209) I Can Google Your Yahoo 210) Chicken & Rice & Peas 211) FAT 212) Spooning I'm behind you and I'm hard! 213) American Buffet - Eat All You Want, Cos You're Already Fat! 214) 80's Love Child 215) Save The Rave 216) Alan Sugar - You're Ugly, You're Fired 217) Global Boring 218) LooZA