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JOSH

I AM JOSH I KILLED GOD

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: josh
Birthday: 10/11/79
Birthplace: nelson nz
Current Location: greymouth nz
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: european
The Shoes You Wore Today: good old wharehouse shoes
Your Weakness: too many
Your Fears: again too many
Your Perfect Pizza: meat and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: never set a goal in my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fair enough
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck it fuckin work fuckin shit coffee time
Your Best Physical Feature: we all look the same in the dark
Your Bedtime: when i want im a rebel
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: coke but only with bourbon
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: what dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yea but only cos its cool
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: fuck no
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: dont no
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: nah
Do you belive in yourself: nah
Do you get Motion Sickness: sea sick
Do you think you are Attractive: nah
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: the 1 i like
Do you like Thunderstorms: dosnt everyone
Do you play an Instrument: no i got no talent
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: the odd tipple
In the past month have you Smoked: smoke what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im on drugs now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again i ask whats a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dont have malls in my town
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: um no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: depends on what u mean by "stole"
Ever been Drunk: plenty
Ever been called a Tease: not that i no off
Ever been Beaten up: suprisenly just the once
Ever Shoplifted: we were all kids once
How do you want to Die: my way
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a space rocket
What country would you most like to Visit: where drugs are legal and quality driven
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: not into gingas but apart from that i dont care
Short or Long Hair: if it suits why care
Height: anything between a midget and a giant
Weight: hate twigs hate fat people in between is good
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: what this week?
Number of CDs I own: 100 odd
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: no tough stickers yet not tough enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to many to list average 1 good 1 a week
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
You Are 70% Psychic
You are pretty psychic.
While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on.
And although you're sometimes off on your predictions...
You're more often right than wrong
So go with your instincts - you know more than you think Are You Psychic?

My Interests

GRAVE ROBBER AT HEART BUT SETTLE FOR DRUGS AND PLAYSTATION

I'd like to meet:

VLAD TEPES I FEEL WAS A OUTSTANDING CHARACTER ALONG WITH RASPUTAN ALLISTER CROWLEY ANTON LEY VEY AND OF COURSE THE LEGENDARY CHARLES MANSON

Music:

LONG LIST OF BANDS BUT CRADLE OF FILTH,DANZIG,SAMAEL,NEUROSIS,MINISTRY,MOONSPELL AND GG ALLAN ARE THE TOP OF THIS FESTERING HEAP

Movies:

TARRINTINO AND SIMILER STYLE FILMS I LOVE TO WATCH PEOPLE DIE IN MANY INTERESTING AND VERIED WAYS

Television:

IS FOR PLAYSTATIONS CRICKET AND RUGBY

Books:

OCCULT,PARANORMAL,TRUE CRIMES AND ANYTHING NON FICTION WHERE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE DIE

Heroes:

DARTH VADER DARTH SIDIUS DARTH MAUL AND BEO WULF
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 64% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You Are 76% Bipolar
You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help. Are You Bipolar?
You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 80% Cynical
You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself. How Cynical Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 100%
Envy: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice. How Sinful Are You? I am 58% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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Posted by JOSH on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:55:00 PST