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jake

I'm not creepy! I'm the King.

About Me

Not much really. I moved to Birmingham, from Montgomery, in 1999 with my wife Katie Lanzit. I work as a grapic designer for RealtySouth. We have one child (Klara) who is the center of all our attention. I like like long walks in the park, candlelight dinners, romance novels and BEER!
My Porn Star Name Is...
Captain Winky What's Your Porn Star Name?

My Interests


My Daughter Klara The Auburn Tigers

I'd like to meet:

Alex Ross, Van Gogh, Tool, Paul Oakenfold, Hacksaw Jim Dugan, Pee Wee Herman & Oprah

Music:

Just about everything but country.

This is my favorite band and my favorite album

Movies:

Animal House, The Matrix, Office Space, Friday, Team America, The Crow, Tombstone & Goonies, just to name a few.

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Grey's Anatomy, The Bachelor & Pimp My Ride.

Books:

I have one or two.

Heroes:

Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Johnny Walker, Elijah Craig, Jose Cuervo and Kenny Stabler

My Blog

Quote of the Day

No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight of the soul.~ Ingrid Bergman
Posted by jake on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Thought of the Day

It is better to have a lobster on your piano than to have a crab on your organ.
Posted by jake on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST

Thought of the Day

I hear in Tiawana you can get a good blogging for 10 bucks!
Posted by jake on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST