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About Me

I am a human, as you probably have guessed. As for the rest, you will create your own image of what you see "about me". This is how it works.

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http://girlsetsfire.livejournal.com/

My Interests

Break dancing Russians.

I'd like to meet:

The crazy lady with birds in her hair. and Wesley Fritts.

Music:

OK. I know sometimes people think what band you like is a good conversation piece, and that so and so might be cool because they like whatever new hip band with good hair. But this is really boring, and I don't care if you think Turds In A Cage is the best band in the world. Well I might someday, if you shot your face off because you loved them so much or something, because that would be very strange and amazing.

Movies:

Wristcutters

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade.Star Trek. Dr. Katz. Futurama. Mr. Show. Home Movies. Metalocalypse. The Office.

Books:

Jim Goad, Tom Robbins, Robert Heinlein, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut. Comic books lick my heart and soul, but not the kind of comics where some human turns fancy and saves the world (like Superman or Spiderman). Yes, I know, you hate me now. Sorry, but that whole concept has always left a bad taste in my brain.

Heroes:

A bully with a heart of gold and a cranky old man with a heart of mold who giggles like a little girl every time he sees a child stung by a bee.

My Blog

Dear diary, Fuck you.

Mushrooms smell like testicles to me.Therefor, I don't particularly wish to eat them.I've known many (at least 8) people who have said to me "I don't trust anyone who doesn't like mushrooms".All I can...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:55:00 PST

eating jelly beans with satans daughter

We got married on the train tracks.We exchanged ring pop rings to make it official. A ring pop exchange being an unspoken legal agreement now in 37 states (in hell) (and provided you don’t suck ...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

don’t shit the bed.

So, I don't have the internet, and wont for a while.I don't care enough about it to search out computers, so until I get it back I only check stuff on my phone, and it wont let me reply to anything fo...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:16:00 PST

fuck the fantasy.

the reality is so much more interesting.regarding the specific matter of case number 4477 it's so sweetly stupid and fucked that i can't even believe it.what an idiot i've been.what an idiot you've be...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

I should submit this one to Home and Garden

So do you think Home and Garden magazine has a place for me?I'd make puckered rectums fly to the moon.Zing! Zing! Zing!"Henry what is that...thing... that just crashed through the window and flew into...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:50:00 PST

don't mind if i do.

Ok. Now maybe I should sleep.2 days awake is long enough.Just kidding.Coffee time....
Posted by Emily on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:34:00 PST

the lighter side of sleep deprevation.

My new masterpiece. Well at least I can make myself laugh.That's all that matters...Right?Well that's what the insane lady with the birds in her hair says.And if it's ok for the insane lady with the b...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

Speak to me in cryptic riddles baby. Oh yeah, just like that.

Hey, I'm famous! (sort of and in a really stupid way).But it's pretty awesome really.Although I guess you can't see what I'm talking about unless you have a livejournal and join the community.Thanks M...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

the laugh track heard around the world.

The Indy 500.What a great event.The news revealed to me tonight how much money people received to drive in circles.I knew it was stupid before, but now the Indy 500 is on my shit list.Then they showed...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

dearest cello

I am lost inside you forever.If someone is a cello in disguise as some dumb old human let me know, because it's time to play.I miss recess and believing in what the moon has to say(even though I never...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:02:00 PST