been a long time |
it's been a long time since i have written anything on here.
so i'll start off easy:
AN UPDATE!
Ryan is doing well, walking and teething, and having an attitude. She's a 14 year old in a 1 year ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:38:00 PST |
HUELL to the mother fucking HOWSER |
Twas several nights before christmas...
Celina, Ryan ,and Myself were out and about amidst the Christmas shopping hustle & bustle. When we realized that Christmas Tree Lane was operat...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST |
An open letter to Jason Laney |
Dear Jason Laney,
I hate your fucking guts. All week last week, you flapped your stupid gums about doing your stupid weather report from the Big Fresno Fair. Wednesday rolled around, and i happ...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:45:00 PST |
a chip off the old block |
so ryan is her sitting in her walker thing, with toys and buzzers and shit all over it.
here is a picture for reference
She has a stuffed dragon, which is like one of her favorite toys in the world....
Posted by Jake on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:32:00 PST |
gasmask discotek! |
i just found this thing i drew and i had forgotten about it.... so here it is .....
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Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WALL OF TOLERANCE! |
I've just recieved word that i, "mr. Jake Lewis" has been inducted to the NATIONAL WALL OF TOLERANCE! this is a wall, in the Civil Rights Memorial in montgomery alabama! it will ...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
there was a time in my life |
There was a time in my life when i would freak out if poo got on my hand.
there was also a time in my life when i smoked weed everyday, and had no job, and didn't do shit.
i would take shit ...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
just ate at hometown |
i had mostly mashed potatoes, and gravy, mac n cheese, and meat. and a lot of rolls, then i had some ice cream... i have to go take a shit now.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Saturday with the Cops! |
so, we were all drunk the other day, and decided to go to the avalon cause there was some battle of the bands thing....we got there in time to miss it. No big loss i'm sure, so we drank a "couple of b...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Poop Thong |
some of you know this story allready...other's i hope you are sitting down.
i'll start this peice with a question: when living with roomates, is it reasonable to put a load of dirty laundry in the...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
