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Jeff

jefftothemax

About Me

I'm just your average joe. Often times misjudged by the size of the holes in my ears. When in reality I'm probably the same dude I was ten years ago. I enjoy a good breakdown, maybe throw in a nice blast beat. I love music, I twirl the sticks and beat the skins in THRACIA . I also play sweet licks on my guitar. I like comic books. Vinyl Records. I buy loads of cds. I like hot tea and avocados, but not together. I love sushi. I buy jeans too often. I have a lot of shoes. I wear black shirts almost exclusively. I'm way too in to grooming and apperance. I clean a lot. I cook. More often than not I can either be found at the local grocery establishment complaining about how much I hate working there, when really I don't mind it, most of the time, or In front of my computer. I enjoy throwing back a few tasty brews with a sick crew of crude nude dudes, and hanging with the family when I get the chance. Other than that, "all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

My Interests

Interests Include, But Not Limited To The Following: Drums, Guitar, Metal, The Core, The Gore, Clothes, Hair, Beer, Diet Soda, Stacking Fruits And Vegetables, Tats, Piercings, Target, Best Buy, Sendai, And Apple Products.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows the difference between your and you're.

Music:

Some of the bands that have changed my life, or keep me going day to day: Abigail Williams, Cradle Of Filth, Pantera, Fifteen, Propagandhi, Vital Remains, Arsis, Botch, Throwdown, Cave In, Converge, Eighteen Visions, Hum, Failure, Strongarm, Jimmy Eat World, The Get Up Kids, The Pixies, Mineral, I Spy, The Locust, The Black Dahlia Murder, Disembodied, All Shall Perish, Zao, At The Gates, Carcass, Cannibal Corpse, Old Metallica, The Misfits, Dimmu Borgir, Mastodon, Suffocation, Darkest Hour, Between The Buried And Me, Minor Threat, Every Time I Die, Operation Ivy, Queen, Guns N' Roses, Sunny Day Real Estate, Modest Mouse, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, The Murder City Devils, Bleeding Through, Martyr A.D., Radiohead, Poison The Well, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, Lagwagon, NOFX, Killswitch Engage, Earth Crisis, Integrity, Johnny Cash, Jets To Brazil, Hatebreed, At The Drive In, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, Shai Hulud, Unbroken, Morning Again, Piebald, The Promise Ring, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Suffocation, Coalesce...others.

Movies:

I love Horror movies, Just About Every Super Hero Movie Ever Made, Everything Kevin Smith, Everything Star Wars, The Burbs, Full metal jacket, Airborne, Snatch, Fight Club, Teen Wolf, Napoleon Dynamite, Rules Of Attraction, Garden State, Harry and the Hendersons, Predator, The Alien series, The Boondock Saints, American Psycho, Evil Dead 1&2, Army Of Darkness, Back To The Future 1,2,and 3, Nothing But Trouble, The Goonies, American History X, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Labrynth, Night Breed, Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up, Super Bad, Harold And Kumar, Anything With Chris Farley, Wayne's World 1&2, Anchor Man, 40 Year Old Virgin, Taladega Nights, Borat, Juno, Adam Sandler movies, and anthing with stupid potty humor.

Television:

Simpsons, Family guy, The Hills, Rob and Big, Life Of Ryan, L.A. Ink. Real World, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, The Food Network, Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, Little People Big World, Intervention,

Books:

I only read music mags, cause i'm a nerd. But I've been known to read: Silence Of The Lambs, American Psycho, The Sacrifice Poles, On The Road, As I Lay Dying, Cash, The Dirt. There may be more.

Heroes:

Get remembered, but Legends never die.

My Blog

My Top Albums Of 2007

A lengthy list of some of my favorite releases of the year, in no particular order:1. Dimmu Borgir - In Sorte Diaboli2. The Black Dahlia Murder - Nocturnal3. Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty4. Trap Th...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:22:00 PST