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ONCE UPON A TIME - MANY A LUNAR ROTATION BEFORE THIS WAS WRITTEN - THE WESTERLY WIND BORE FEARSOME TIN RAIDERS FROM ULTIMA-THULE TOWARD A BACKWARDS TOWN 'TWEEN THE END OF THE LAND AND WOONGUMPUS... THESE MARAUDERS HAD SET SAIL SEEKING RARE SPECIES OF SPRIGGANS FROM THE AREA, WITH NO MIND TO TRADE FAIRLY! ENRAGED, YOCAL PARDS GATHERED UP THEIR WITS AND BOILING CORNISH BLOOD, AND DROVE THE UNWELCOME VISITORS BACK TO THE COAST... IN THEIR HASTE TO FLEE, A HIGHLY VALUABLE CAPTIVE WAS LEFT BEHIND... IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE LAST LIVING SPECIMEN OF A RARE BREED OF 'RANJUSHEWOOKY' FROM DEEP BENEATH THE TIN LADEN SHAFTS OUT YONDER OF GEEVOR...THEIR SHIPS SOON SET SAIL, YET IRONICALLY THE SAME WIND THAT BORE THEM BEFORE, CAUSED THE FIENDS TO FOUNDER ON DEADLY ROCKS SURROUNDING DR SYNTAX'S HEAD...LEGEND HAS IT HOWEVER, THAT THE ODD CREATURE LADY FATE LEFT BEHIND - STILL EXISTS, AND INDEED - COMMUNICATES WITH CERTAIN TRIBAL INDIVIDUALS IN THE AREA...FOLKLORE STATES, THAT ITS SURVIVAL IS MAINTAINED BY FORAGING FOR - AMONGST OTHER HERBIVOREAN CARCASS - THE DEADLY HALLUCINOGENIC FUNGUS THAT BREEDS SOLELY AROUND MADRON CARN IN AUTUMN... ALLEDGEDLY IT IS ALSO A CAVE DWELLER, AND HAS EXISTED ON OUR PLANET FOR A LARGE NUMBER OF LONG EONS NOW...JUST IMAGINE THE INCREDULOUS THINGS IT HAS SEEN THROUGHOUT THE CENTURIES!!!DESPITE THIS CREATURE BEING KNOWN BY MANY NAMES AROUND EARTH, IT SUPPOSEDLY ADHERES TO ONLY ONE MAN MADE LABEL IN THIS WYRD AND WONDERFUL PART OF THE NORTH...HERE...IT IS SIMPLY KNOWN AS.... "THE GOLLDOG"...
