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Simon

There's a black dog on my shoulder again, Licking my neck and saying she's my friend

About Me

Well, you found it, my own special space on myspace.

Here's a few randoms about me

Alcohol, love it but its no friend of mine, why oh why do I keep saying I'll just have a couple, and then find myself wallowing in self pitty with a banging head the next day.

I enjoy alsorts of music, and don't give a sh*t if people call me a chav if I listen to a bit of R&B, no labels on me thankyou!

I don't take life too seriously and when something does my swede in, I'll jump in my car, stick a cd on, turn the volume up loud and go for a drive.

Favourite activities include, drinking with mates, filming drunk mates, having pretend arguments in restaurants so people stare, driving, walking, music, trying to cook

My Interests

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Music:



Muse - Showbiz

Muse - Origin of Symmetry

Muse - Absolution

Muse - Black Holes & Revelations

Jose Gonzalez - Veneer

Coldplay - Parachutes

Coldplay - A Rush Of Blood To The Head

Coldplay - X&Y

Dark Side of the Moon

This is my truth - tell me yours

Movies:



My Blog

Summer ?

I'd like to slap the people who said we were gonna have the hotest summer ever. Well I've just checked the outlook for July and its just gonna rain all month, global warming? my f**king arse! http://w...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

I'm having a Manic Saturday

So my packed week starts today, LOL Going to Bristol to see the Manic Street Preachers at long last, not before having a few drinks at the waterfront bars though ...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:04:00 PST

On ur bike!

After much arm twisting by my mate Derran, I've finally agreed to cycle to work with him tomorrow.  If you never hear from me again, it will be because I'm dead! ...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

Drugs are bad mmmkay

Its 1am in the morning and there's a car parked in the wall of the house round the corner.  Why? because some selfish idiot has drugged theirselves out of their head and decided to go to the shop...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

Women's Underwear Shopping

Ok, I have been requested to buy some sexy underwear, suspenders and stuff. I will have in my hand the girl's vitals and syle to check out, in the other hand will be a female work friends hand so I do...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:34:00 PST

I will no longer say anything witty - fart power!

Went out for a two day booze up with a group of mates, god did I suffer afterwards! To prove I have noting really witty to say anymore, after smothering my face with handfulls of pizza, I accidently l...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

What type of seducer are you? - Take the test

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!The root of ...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

First Blog

Hurray !!!!  I've worked out how to tart up my myspace page :-)
Posted by Simon on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST