Emily - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a video game playing, Adult Swim watching, no drama, cool ass, Steeler-loving chic. I don't spend all my time and money at the mall. I'll take a motorcycle over a car any day. Don't make any plans with me on Sundays or Mondays, unless it's to come over and watch the game with me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings, well...tough shit cause I've got em all over. I own my own business, so I have all the freedom in the world. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, but I know how to do it with grace. I may be small, but watch out cause I know how to fight. I can be a lady, a tease, a bitch, a freak, or just one of the guys with a really nice rack. Who do you want me to be today?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Bettie Page. Then I would want to meet Jimmy Paige and Robert Plant, two musical and poetic geniuses.

Music:

If I weren't a spiritual person, Led Zeppelin would be my God

Movies:

Donnie Darko; Snatch; Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; Boondock Saints; Batman Begins; Running Scared; 11:14; The Machinist; Ocean's Eleven/Twelve; Fight Club; Princess Bride; Cool Hand Luke; Song Remains the Same; The Wall; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; Layer Cake; Earth Star Voyager (There's just too many, but those are my top picks)

Television:

Adult Swim; Lost; HBO series; WEEDS; NFL football

My Blog

Moving to California

To those I haven't talked to in a while, I'll be disappearing from here for a little bit. We're moving to San Diego (better known as a whale's vagina), so for the next couple months I'll be with...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

Enough is enough

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of hearing nothing but Christmas music and seeing lights and snow globes up already. It's not even Thanksgiving!!!! I can see maybe a week befo...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

Why I'm convinced my tits will get me killed one of these days...

So I was getting ready to leave for the day, and I go out to my truck (Denali) only to find that I have a flat tire. Now, I do know how to change a flat tire, but with a truck like that and a 2...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST