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Moxy

How in the world did our oil get in their sand??

About Me

I once saw Moxy kill 7 homeless guys with a half chewed toothpick. It was awe-inspiring. To this day, I cry whenever I see a box of toothpicks.

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My Interests

Pirates.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met him. And he's me. I'm pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Kthx.

Television:

is pointless.

My Blog

My mostest favorist video evar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs Srsly....
Posted by Moxy on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:04:00 PST

A day as me. Part I

Today I awoke at the graciously early hour of 10:37 am. Sean Paul's "burnin" blasting away on my cellular mobile, piercing the fragile bonds holding me to the delightfully accommodating state called "...
Posted by Moxy on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

My relationship with Jesus

I guess you could say I'm in a relationship with Jesus. For my entire life I've searched for meaning. A greater purpose. It wasn't until I found Jesus that I really felt complete. Being with Jesus rea...
Posted by Moxy on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 06:17:00 PST

Myspace Adventure!

Myspace adventure! The adventure begins: Hop up from my slumber amidst the dreams of better day. Cruise to the bathroom to rid myself of last night's bad decisions. Jaunt over to the electro-hell box...
Posted by Moxy on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:47:00 PST

Preposterously Dubious!

Thought One: Consider name change from 'Moxy' to the less subtle, yet more proper 'Moxie'.Thought Two: European hair is like the Jackson 5: Short, black, and prone to bending over.Thought Three: Humme...
Posted by Moxy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Industrious Toast

Back in the form of a blog, enjoy. -------------------------------------- So I was out on my usual safari through sears today humming baltimora and fingering though those horrible fisherman hats the...
Posted by Moxy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST