"My Senior Prom Date Was A Blow Up Doll... Booyah"
- Names Ervin Lardizabal Ramos.
- Into Perverted Shyt, hence the name ERV THE PERV.
- Related to the former president of the Philippines, "Fidel Valdez Ramos" (He da shyt).
- 100% PiNoY (Filipino).
- Identifies one's self as "Pacific Islander", even though its politically incorrect n should be "Asian" (but onli does so to let every1 no hes a Filipino).
- Has MADD respect 4 family N friends.
- Senior @ BGA HS and our mascot is a condom brand (Trojans).
- I drive a 2008 Toyota Camry LE that WILL be hooked up and her name is "VaNiTy" (9.28.07).
- Lykez 2 hav fun N chyll wit peoples.
- Member of da "KKK" or "Kuntaw Kali Kruzada" (Official FMA).
- Part of a prayer group called "The Holy Trinity".
- Practices Da "Catholic" ways n my confirmation name is "Cloud".
- Works @ Stelton Lanes Bowling during da weekends n can hook u up wit games n food if u ask.
- Mos def goin 2 quit dat hell hole as soon as I get dat raise.
- So peoples better start showin up b4 it's too late cuz I doubt I'll be there b4 June.
- Lykez Muziq but can't SING nor DANCE (even tho mi azn people are known 2 do karaoke N breakdance)
- Into fashion & style.
- If you were wonderin where i get my threads den mi onli answer 2 u iz goin 2 b "da internet".
- I represent "Flyest Material" all nite n support mi cuzin "Josef" in his clothing company 2 da fullest.
- Sarcastic n decently funny.
- Has a addiction 2 the opposite sex n is so glad dat most of da grlz @ his skewl r sluts n wear realli short skirts.
- But pissed off dat most of dem wear stockings or shorts underneath that conceal their sluttiness.
- Knows sluttiness is not a word, so stop questioning it's existence n my appreciation of da word sluttiness cuz its fun, plain, n........... fuck u.
- Didn't mean to say fuck you, please accept my apology: "I'm Sorry".
- Unless your a hot tasty piece of female ass dat wants to be fucked, then i take back my apology n offer u my whole being.... especially my penis.
- And yes, I know my language is vulgar and uncalled for but who da fuck cares its just myspace.
- Single and if I don't start manning da fuck up I'll always will be.
- Hate the fact that I hav da tendency 2 b soft spoken n dat i mumble sumtimez.
- Mayb quiet n shy at times, but not realli....
- And for all you haterz out there... keep hating niggas, i bask in dat shyt.
- O yeah... porno is a great invention. (^_^)
