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Project Chase Bones

You Do Alcohol?!?!

About Me


I play bass, but so do millions of others. I'm pretty good at Halo, but so are millions of others. I guess I don't really stand out too much, but then again, neither do millions of others.

you should also know... -I shower in the dark, my friends think it's weird. -I'm pretty good at being me, not so good at being anyone else. -I'm a big fan of puns and exaggerations. -I am constantly homeward bound. -I glow, like J-Lo. -You'll like me, and so will your parents. -I like to tell stories of all my adventures, but if you know me you will probably hear the same story more than once...I do not have the best memory.

My Interests

Hitting on Whitney

Music, Roadtrips, Real Cities, Sweet Tea, Honda Element, Halo, Tour, Writing, Comic Books, MacBook Pro, Facial Hair and Vinyl.

I'd like to meet:



A girl who doesn't mind that I talk during the movie.

Which one of you sons' a bitches is gonna make me feel alive?

anyone who can hairicane...

Music:

Recently:
Coldplay
Atmosphere
Days Away
Thrice
N.E.R.D.

Movies:

STAR WARS.
PLANET TERROR.
BIG FISH.
JAMES BOND SERIES.
CHILDREN OF MEN.
SIN CITY.
LUCKY # SLEVIN.
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING.
I ♥ HUCKABEES.
MALLRATS.
THE LAST KISS.
AMERICAN BEAUTY.
FEAST.
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
FINDING NEVERLAND.
SPIDERMAN.
COOL RUNNINGS.
CRASH.
CLOSER.
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD.
V FOR VENDETTA.
UNBREAKABLE.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SERIES.

Television:

ENTOURAGE, Colbert Report, Weeds, Maury, The Office, Metalocalypse, To Catch A Predator, Arrested Development

Books:

MARVEL , The 5 People You Meet In Heaven, The Catcher In The Rye, Survivor, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, Killing Yourself to Live, 1984, Invisible Monsters, Revolution on Canvas, The Kelsonary, The Book Of My Life, and The Good Book. ..

Heroes:

Chuck

Steven Colbert

My Blog

Trigger Fingers.

Judas was here, and he kissed you with his finger, and I know you felt it. What a petty place to be, inside of rough drafts with your name on the title, it makes you so proud. God, throw it away becau...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:34:00 PST

Tactics

The tricks and the traps were never quite your trade, but you wouldn't need it, you're an ace among kings. we just dealt the wrong river that carried you downstream. all the crews sent to save have ne...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:48:00 PST

Im not trying to call you a liar...

...but fuck the shoes. The whole wardrobe fits. If I we're you i'd retaliate, yeah that sounds like a plan. Put me in the same conrner you were at when this began. *ding ding...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

Prediction is Nine-Tenths of The Law

You come in and go as if that's ok with me, and in no time at all you've had your pick of sheep. Well, good choice I guess, a nine times out of ten is a pretty reassuring thing. We've all been herded ...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

I’ll pay for it later.

I had a dream last night that I could stop time. When I woke up the clock didnt budge and it refused to beep. I could do what I want, anything I please. So i got up for work and stuck with routine.I'l...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:53:00 PST

In life...

There is no such thing as a "sure thing" and opporunity rarely knocks on doors, although it is known for playing a little game of ding-dong ditch from time to time.   Please prove me wrong....
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

What did the lights ever do to you?

Nothing is as hard as the thought of that diamond perched right on her finger. I'd bet you she wears it on her middle as a "fuck you" to anyone who ever tried to break it. And finally, I'm offen...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:38:00 PST

Obvious Title 3

I've learned from past experience that the heart does grow fonder with distance, so maybe when you stand 6ft. above me you'll realize what's been missing. Not to call you heartless, thats just too cl...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Where were you?

Where were you? Where were you......when I refused to speak again?...when I was so angry I could barely think?...when I was so hurt I couldn't even eat?...when one day seemed like ten?...when I swore ...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

I miss.

Alright so last night I hung out with the Stick To Your Guns kids (check them out www.myspace.com/styg) and  when I got home I realized that although I do not see them that often (because th...
Posted by Project Chase Bones on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST