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Phillip

Like a lost puppy, but not as cute...or as lost...

About Me

I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I had something called "apathy." I asked him if there were drugs he could give me for it, and he said Id have to go over to the north end of town for that sort of thing, but he wouldnt recommend it. What I want to know is, why can a doctor diagnose you with something and then not give you a perscription to fix it. I mean...doctors like diagnosing people, right? Why the hell else would they be doctors? Shouldnt he have to pay me with drugs for letting him diagnose me?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Darn near anyone

Music:

All sorts of stuff that would just be really confusing to read

Movies:

Too many to name...Im a man who loves my movies

Television:

I have one...with four channels. This tends to limit my options to Bearnstien Bears, Montel, Pokemon, and judge shows.

My Blog

I suppose...

that I thought these lyrics were worth postingBackwards With Time Folk always told me that my heart would grow The older the man, yeah, the stronger the stone Am I losing my mind? Am I growin...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

Oddly So...

I oddly believe that life is a joke, and I wish that sometimes I had the capacity to laugh along with it.
Posted by Phillip on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST

Today is green

Oh St. Patrick's Day.    There are two holidays I look forward to every year.One is St. Patrick's Day and one is Dragon Con.  Today was green and so was my vomit.  And while n...
Posted by Phillip on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

If you dont know about investments, this wont make sense

I learned about hedge funds today.  You know in Firefly, those reaver fellas?  Theyre crazy people who board your ship then steal, plunder, kill, and rape everything and everyone on it. ...
Posted by Phillip on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

"Har har," said the alien with (INSERT TERMINAL ILLNESS)

I realized tonight, and not for the first time, how absurdly fun and crazy shit is.I believe life can be described with the same formula that is used when describing internet oddities.  For examp...
Posted by Phillip on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

oh yeah...

I think everyone is a lot more a like than they are willing to admit.  People seem way too hung up on being different than each other, despite the fact that seeing all our similarities may actual...
Posted by Phillip on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

You know what I think?

People are really funny.Especially when they make no or little sense.
Posted by Phillip on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST

TV on the radio - Wear you out (what I consider a sexy song)

I can barely move For want of room And I'm forgettin' to breathe But the sight of you Has me instantly Remember my needs Oh the lights spin And the beat breaks in And I'm smellin' your sweet Shoul...
Posted by Phillip on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

So it seems and so it may be...

I sit here in my grey jump suit, with my gas mask thrown on the couch without a care. Pieces of foam board lie on my bed room floor. My mind is slightly intoxicated and a woman plays in my head. A...
Posted by Phillip on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

Sincerely

"This is hardly a method you know"
Posted by Phillip on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST