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d3rk

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About Me

i play guitar and the didge. i believe in mycogenesis. i enjoy getting wasted and dancing to psytrance , photography, and eating organic food. i have a cat named noodles. i love mushrooms. they are tasty... 8p

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My Interests

guitar, movies, exspresso, possesions, mountain dew, i ♥ sodomy ...(hehe... only if they are dead), im not crazy, i swear.

I'd like to meet:

i like everybody, unless i dont like you.

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Music:

all shall perish, between the buried and me, the black dahlia murder, the mars volta, through the eyes of the dead, from a second story window, sublime, gorelord, norma jean, nile, hate theory, lamb of god, acid bath, pantera, KMFDM, cradle of filth, pink floyd, eric clapton, RX Bandits, mudvayne, shadows fall, decapitaed, as i lay dying, poison the well, glass casket, at the gates, iron maiden, bleeding through, canibal corpse, slayer, primus, any psytrance, cerberus shoal

Movies:

donnie darko, fight club, baseketball, all of the matrix movies, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, anything george romaro makes really, texas chainsaw massacre, the wall, scarface, the evil dead trilogy, the exorcist, the exorcist: the begining, half baked, snatch, spun, blow, the green mile, fear and loathing in las vegas. sin city. princess mononoke, akira, sprited away, a scanner darkly.

Television:

i think tv is mind control from the cia. bastards...

Books:

the dark tower series by stephen king, rainbow six by tom clancy, the da vinci code by dan brown, the satanic bible: anton szandor lavey. thank you. terrence mckenna, daniel pinchbeck even though your kind of an asshole in real life.

Heroes:

satan

My Blog

death tax

they say in life to expect two things to always count on:deathand taxes.so in my always absurd life i fill out that lovely 1040ez form and low and behold my magical refund is none other than that of t...
Posted by d3rk on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

Political Science For Dummies

Body: DEMOCRATIC:You have two cows.Your neighbor has none.You feel guilty for being successful.Barbara Streisand sings for you.REPUBLICAN:You have two cows.Your neighbor has none.So?SOCIALIST:You...
Posted by d3rk on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

new computer

YES! i got my new computer yesterday. it def rocks. now i just need to get my internet in my room and that tone port. and some fruity loops. or reason 3.0. steve. and maybe a microphone. and a sh...
Posted by d3rk on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:29:00 PST

my salvation

in a land of hatred i sit confusedbound by society, i live amongst the feeble mindedwaiting for answers. time is my enemystill there is nothing. i give upwhat use is hope when i have nothing to hope f...
Posted by d3rk on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

unexistence

your as good as dead to meif i could only skin you and get away with iti wouldsave me. save me from this twisted fate.save me from this cruel dream.this life of slavery and betrayal it has gotten me n...
Posted by d3rk on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

Divination

Divination what happens when the truth becomes defiled? It gets wrote down. Its called the bible. Look at the church brimming with pedophiles. Our kids arent safe. Destroy the wicked. Our government...
Posted by d3rk on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:53:00 PST

TSO!!

and i pity the fool who doesn't know who they are. the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is fucking sweet. especially live. the light show was insane. and the korean keyboardist was hot (from the 3rd level of ...
Posted by d3rk on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST

blah

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by d3rk on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:32:00 PST

second show w/ aLP

very interesting. that about explains it. well, our drummer couldn't make it. so it was just me and steve. (yeah, we kick out our other guitarist) so me and steve proceed to kick the ass of everyone w...
Posted by d3rk on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

my first show

so yeah, i played my first show. there was like 25-30 people. and we sounded like bukkake bc they didnt mic us but i enjoyed myself none the less. i met some really cool people. and made some cool fri...
Posted by d3rk on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST