Sometimes you might just need a change... but don't forget the goodtimes (you might have the pics for blackmail) =-)
Life should be nothing but CRAZY!!
When life throws you lemons... slice them and do a body shot =-)
I play with "pup-eroni" at work... what do you mean its not real... but I brought him treats!
You have a stapler? My stitches broke open AGAIN!
Are you having a "brooklyn" moment? No? Well then we can have fun!
There is nothing like mushroom soup and sovlaki to make you remember that you almost died... on a bridge... drunk... whose car was that again? LOL
*~* "Carbombs?? I've done a few!!" *~*
Yo Carrie... who am I a cross between? LMAO!!
Calling Carbon... Throwing peanuts; "I'm not wearing a bra!"; Thursdays = Katmandu; getting seats saved; Sean smelling me across campus; CA; VIP parties; going out with Derek Jeter (ASSHOLE!!!); getting rides from Fat Joe; fashion emergencies; Cathy's table; lunch time with the hotties; gym time at 6:30am; white bags (I need to have one at all times); Mrs. Peck's cookies; Club XL; Sambucas (crying over pineapple schnapps); getting caught many times; Egypt - there's no condom!; parties in Voorhees "I can't swollow"; rollin in Philly in the ice then downing Bacardi; stalkers; 2:30am career revamps; "mono... what's that?"; getting lost; lots of good times and laughs; "hotness... gots to wear the sunglasses!"
* That's my sister... don't look at her*
*~* You've got enough shoes. What you need is some booty! *~*
*~* You've worked really hard on your tight ass. Isn't it about time someone else did? *~*
Soon I will be a famous author... with the release of my superhero comic book about fashion diva crime fighters and my children's book about a gapped tooth back-stabber named Wanda the Walrus... of course I wrote myself into both selections... of course
There is going to come a day when someone is going to ask me: "Cathy, what was the greatest comment/ confession you have ever made to friends and/ or family members". At this point, I would pretend to think... "Um... I would have to go with the time that I told Carrie, her mom and Jenna that I was so in love with myself that I actually go after guys which I feel are exactly like me" (but of course, with a Mr. Winky =-0 lol) yup, only I would confess to that!!! *don't you know who I am??*
Katmandu!
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