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Happiness

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About Me

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Hi my name is kim, people call me kim, my friends call me kim though, but you can call me kim. If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive.I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people

My Interests

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

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I cant stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey when are you gunna pay me that 100 dollars you owe me?" or "Do you have that 50 dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!!

Movies:

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!

Television:

I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

Books:

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.

Heroes:

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

My Blog

90% humidity today

humidity kicks ass man! its like the state of iowa is pissing all over you for a day or two.. horay for iowa!!!
Posted by Happiness on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:20:00 PST

boo ya bitches!

When this guy at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." He just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then he left. I guess he went to try to fin...
Posted by Happiness on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST