good movies, old movies, awesomely bad movies, knives, neil gaiman, video games, reading, webcomics, literature, creative writing, polka dots, dead baby jokes, misogynistic jokes, candy, bad puns, puppies, bunnies, random quotes, blogs, hundred-word drabbles, velvet, mixing drinks, redskins, being a bitch, Star Trek, witty banter, unwitty banter, awkward moments, doodling
I'd like to meet:
People who are interesting--but not so interesting that they border on creepy and/or psychotic.
Also, people with a decent understanding of English grammar. I'm not asking for perfection; just know the difference between "their", "there", and "they're". Put as many prepositions on the ends of your sentences as you like. :)
I don't accept random friend requests. Send me a message or something. We'll see where it leads. A warning, though: If you haven't the confidence to start a conversation with a complete stranger in real life, then don't waste my time by starting a conversation via Myspace. I don't have the patience to coddle your fragile ego.
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P.S. - Please do not hit on me. I'm not interested. This will be your only warning. If you ignore this, I will hate you forever. And maybe knife you in the balls if you're boring. So please. Don't be boring. Think of the children!
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P.P.S. - If your name is Joe and you aren't already my friend in real life, then I'm sorry but you are friend-rejected by default. I already have all the Joes I need in my life, and I doubt you could measure up to either of them anyway.
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Music:
A small sampling of my favorite music:
Tool, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, the Beatles, And One, Jamiroquai, 8mm, Aimee Mann, Beethoven, Kataklysm, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Nobuo Uematsu, the Magnetic Fields, Jeffrey Lewis, Behemoth, Outkast, Seraphim Shock, Puccini, Jimi Hendrix, Agnostic Mountain Gospel Choir, Rage Against the Machine, Bjork, Presidents of the United States of America, Wumpscut, Emilie Autumn, Franz Ferdinand, Steve Vai, Fear Factory, Weezer, Rammstein, David Bowie, Fiona Apple, the Bad Plus, Das Ich, Bob, The Dresden Dolls, Evol Intent, the Killers, Moloko, the Bloodhound Gang, Milla Jovovich, Static-X, Queens of the Stone Age, Ednaswap, Deadsy, Filipeanut, Wolf Parade, Type O Negative, They Might Be Giants, Ratatat, The Who, Aneka, Greenskeepers, Queen, Chthonic, Fuel, Drew, Gym Class Heroes, Amon Amarth, Mr. Hudson & the Library, Gojira, She Wants Revenge, Zebulon Pike, Suicide Commando, Harvey Danger, Voxtrot, acid jazz, 50s music
Books:
American Gods (Neil Gaiman), The Last Samurai (Helen DeWitt), Good Omens (Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett), Choke (Chuck Palahniuk), Pride and Prejudice, Macbeth, Slaughterhouse Five (Kurt Vonnegut), The Things They Carried (Tim O'Brien), The Art of Happiness (the Dalai Lama), Beyond Good and Evil (Nietzsche), and there's just too many books in my bookcases to list, so this will have to suffice for now.
