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About Me

Hold on to the back pockets of your Calvin Klein designer jeans you fruit muffin lined sesquipedaliens...
It's come to my attention that this "About Me" section needed an overhaul. I wrote it back when I was 19, and since 4 years have passed since then, I figured it's time to go back to the well and reevaluate what I am about.
I hate not being able to speak my mind, mainly because my mind is perverted, twisted, raunchy, and more or less crude. Having that sort of sense of humor doesn't exactly create good conversation at the water cooler at work.
I had a whole self praising rant in this section about getting sent to military school when I was 16. Meh, I'm over it. But, in the event that you need to know how to make a lighter out of a Q-tip and an electrical outlet, talk to me.
I don't give out many compliments. I don't take compliments very well either. So if you're the needy insecure type that needs constant reminders of how big your boobs are or whatever...just walk into a bar at 1am instead of hassling me with your banter.
R.I.P. Grandpop, Muddy, Dustin, and Lauren

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A record company exec that wants to give me a bunch of money for playing music all the time.

:Insert long rant about how religious fanatics and closed minded people piss me off here:

My Blog

It’s hard not to take it personally...

::fill this part with your own thoughts::
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:47:00 GMT

:insert something catchy here:

I got about 3 paragraphs into a diatribe about modern psychiatry when I suddenly came to the conclusion instead that...   More than 2 drinks of alcohol is pretty much always a bad idea.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:37:00 GMT

New Project with La Fin Absolue du Monde

So yesterday I helped the greatest local Post Apocalyptic Hardcore Band in the area start recording their demo album entitled The End. Their myspace music page is: www.myspace.com/lafinabsolue You sho...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 19:10:00 GMT

Incoherent ramblings of a sober man

As a preface to this strange and strangely insightful diatribe, it's important to note that I just watched "Across the Universe." I think the movie did an extremely good job in capturing how timeless ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Alcohol safety mechanisms... (or lack there of)

Ok here's whay I propose... A breathlizer for both phones and computers that will not let you make calls (except to taxi cabs) or type ANYTHING on your computer when you're over a set alcohol limit. F...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:14:00 GMT

Somethings changed...

Normally this would be a long poem about something so detached from my own reality that it was undiscernible from my own life. However, this new development keeps from being able to do that. So, in sh...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Hawaii

Wow. That’s really all I can say. The beaches here are just insanely beautiful. I can see now why it’s such a huge tourist attraction, this whole place is just amazing. Yesterday we went s...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:39:00 GMT

New Music

Ok, finally all my talk will come to fruition. I finally got my guitar input for my computer working and it sounds awesome. As you can see in the rest of these blogs, I have tons of ideas for lyrics t...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Dumber or Older?

Statistically in the world people with higher IQs have less kids. I can certainly ascertain the reason for this. Financially children are a drain on their parents, they keep them up at night, hinder t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:53:00 GMT

Lyrics...

"Accepting Fate"Today feels differentThe air feels colderThe breeze less forgivingThe light is dimmingBut not dark yetMy eyes strain to seeI pull the covers upTo block the lightsI need to rest nowBut ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:28:00 GMT