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king of the internet

Push it to the limit!

About Me

i spend most of mine time drinking and wishing i was taller. if you want to aim's me me aim is with me to aim is nerdgnome. i like to talk to people and call them names like walter. i think the game fallout is pretty rad.

My Interests

video games, talking dogs, my accordion, bikes, robots, the USSR, wrestling, anti-reality

I'd like to meet:

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are all night on my jimmy Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin

Music:

the one and allowist great qusi-band ever: SON OF DAD. oh, and eagleslayer 2000. fucking hardcore i want this for x-mas

Movies:

army of darknes, return of the living dead part II, and son of the attack of the killer tomatoes, pootie tang

Television:

seinfleid, the adventures of pete and pete, newsradio, curb your enthusiasm

Books:

gravity's rainbow, moby dick, lord of the rings, the works of homer, any book with depth

Heroes:

aquaman. i know he sucks, but he sucks so hard, that i look better.

My Blog

i got kicked out of school

for some reason i lost all of my freinds. i assuem me little sis did it. if you want to be me freind, get to it please.
Posted by king of the internet on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

much rejoycing

ok, well, we're all moved into the new place now, so now we don't have to hide and be quiet and all that jazz. me job is going good, i need to keep doing better and better, no reason not to. the douce...
Posted by king of the internet on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

groovy

ok, well, things haven't changed that much, i guess, but i do have this new alright jorb, that pays quite well, and i have the potencial for being paid well. its at this rental place. everyone there i...
Posted by king of the internet on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

damn it, let the dog out!

ok, well the last couple of days i've just been hanging out with my little sis and her freinds. hanging out with girls aged 12-14 really puts things in spective. i don't know if i can go on with my pl...
Posted by king of the internet on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

oh my goUod

so, lets see. i'm a lumberjack, like for real's. i'm now saddly sleeping in a storage space. i'm still a black dude. this one time i saw a ghost. right now i'm listening to angus barking at the air, b...
Posted by king of the internet on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

i told your mommer i'd get you home

i've desided to start useing the term mommer more offen. oh, and i have a good paying jorb and we're not losing the apartment. and i really want to kiss maestro on the mouth, but i can't because i'm n...
Posted by king of the internet on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

not very good

so i'm getting kicked out of my place. i have no money and no job. so here's the question: don't any of you have a boat i could have, so i could sail to japan. the smaller and crapper the boat the bet...
Posted by king of the internet on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

i've been thinking about it...

and i figure that i've only had like two succsessful conversations in my whole life!
Posted by king of the internet on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST

getting me down

as i've said before, the internet is really getting me down. i mean really, jeeze, what are you people thinking? you cocksuckers just spend all your time on the internet trying to find people that wil...
Posted by king of the internet on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

true that

http://www.somethingawful.com/firemancomics/chef.swfi watch that every couple of months to make me feel better!
Posted by king of the internet on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST