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Spuds McGnarlington

Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes

About Me

Gerrit --
[adjective]:
Extremely extreme!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comIt'll punch your balls off, to the max.I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and quiet evenings at home eating cheetos and watching the Wheel of Fortune.
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Name: Gerrit
Birthday: May 28
Birthplace: Grand Rapids
Current Location: Grand Rapids
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2" or 6'4" depending on what convenience store I'm leaving
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, Left footed
Your Heritage: Half Dutch, Half German
The Shoes You Wore Today: $17.00 Mossimo boarding shoes
Your Weakness: Bears
Your Fears: Bears
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Bacon, stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: absolutely nothing, what are goals?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I think IM is boring
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh, my head. Just kidding
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy, muscular calves
Your Bedtime: Summer: 1-3 School: 10-11
Your Most Missed Memory: My brother whos off at college
Pepsi or Coke: don't care, leaning toward coke
McDonalds or Burger King: What's the difference?
Single or Group Dates: Never been on a group date, so single I guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Not too much but yes.
Do you Sing: like nobody's looking
Do you Shower Daily: Only if I'm going somewhere, if I'm home all day, no
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: In time
Do you belive in yourself: Oh Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: You know it. Most other people don't but screw them.
Are you a Health Freak: If by health you mean never exercising, then yes
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, don't dislike them either though
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet, marching band
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box, maybe one or two.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only had it once, wasn't bad but it's expensive.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: By my brother, I beat him up plenty too though.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Taking a bullet for someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Engineer
What country would you most like to Visit: Hong Kong
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: leaning towards long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: not obscenely fat, but a little thick is okay
Best Clothing Style: don't care, not dumpy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: 10-30
Number of Piercings: 1-2
Number of Tattoos: 1-2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero
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My Interests

I like sitting at home doing absolutely nothing. Oh, and I'm a gamer. I'm down with the Notorious G.O.D.

I'd like to meet:

My real daddy.Pffft! just kidding.

Music:

I like a little bit of everything as far as music. I've listened to Lil' Jon, Led Zeppelin, and Hank Williams in the same day.

Movies:

Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, History of the World, just about anything by Mel Brooks and of course Anchorman.

Television:

House, SNL, Wild n' Out, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, Chapelle's Show, and my favorite, the dumbest show on the planet, late night with Conan O'Brien.

Books:

Derrrr, what are books?

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Jimi Hendrix. Someday I want to overdose on heroin and choke on my own vomit, if my grades are good enough.

My Blog

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      I am REALLY sick of the misuse of the term lol.  For one, it is not fully accurate.  I doubt, that when you're by yourself typing on a computer that many...
Posted by Spuds McGnarlington on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST