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Kelly

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be...

About Me

I'm not particularly cool or interesting or funny, but I'm still awesomer than most people.
Things I Love
-Friends that are there all the time
-Kittens
-Puppies
-Hot Cheetos
-Good Music
-Old people holding hands
-Eyes (particularly blue)
-Writing
-Music
-My secret other life
Things I hate
-Ignorant people
-People who pretend to be something they're not
-Being sick all the time
-Not being what/where/when I want
-Hair
-Saurkraut
-People who are musical stuck-ups
-People who like what they're told to like
-Writing
-Starbucks
What I believe
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are prefectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkedly lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century was Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
What is this but my reflection?
PS: Don't believe everything I say on this page. I'm probably lying to you.

My Interests



Music
Guitar

Food
Video Games

I'd like to meet:

-People that sing while driving
-Someone exactly like me

Music:



Dream Theater
Failure

Metric
Queen

Tool
Also... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Fiona Apple, Autolux, Steve Burns, Death Cab for Cutie, The Guillemots, Lacuna Coil, Marcy Playground, The Melvins, Muse, The New Trust, No Doubt, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Regina Spektor, Styx, The Velvet Teen and nearly anything by Ken Andrews (which includes On, The Replicants, Failure, Year of the Rabbit, and Los Angeles Digital Noise Acadamy).

Movies:



Gattaca
Kill Bill

Moulin Rouge
Lord of the Rings

Serenity
Also... Cold Mountain, Descent, Fight Club, Finding Neverland, Get Shorty, Heathers, Little Miss Sunshine, Lucky Number Sleven, Mean Girls, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pleasantville, Reservoir Dogs, Shortbus, Snatch, Star Wars, Stranger Than Fiction, View from the Top, X-Men, and nearly everything with either Johnny Depp, Jude Law, or Uma Thurman.

Television:



Arrested Development
Family Guy

Firefly
Heroes
Also... Degrassi, Family Guy, Futurama, Golden Girls, The Office, South of Nowhere, Spongebob, and Will & Grace

Books:

-American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, and Sandman by Neil Gaiman
-The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
-The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein
-Life of Pi by Yann Martel

Heroes:



Neil Gaiman
Tim Gunn

Freddie Mercury
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My Blog

Slipping back into the gap again

I really, really, really want to cross the finish line this time. But I'm already stumbling...These ropes speak softly to me As they wind their way up to my neck Whispered words that sooth and comfort...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

Riding on the bus, riding on the bus

I saw Lavar on the bus on the way home from fakeschool (aka walmart). It was totally rad. And this guy was listening to headphones REALLY LOUD.
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:18:00 PST

Something

I've been waiting for something; a change, or a miracle maybe. Something to prove to me that I'm real, and not just merely existing. I was so eager for the day I'd see the sign, becuase I knew it woul...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:56:00 PST

This is necessary.

I would like to inform everyone that today, I learned how to spell the word "necessary." N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y. And that reminds me... The shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I'm getting my permit tomorrow....
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Look at this. Now.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe m...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There's no love in fear

Um, so why does nobody update on MySpace anymore? How boring is that? Anyway... I'm only doing this because nobody else is... I'm kinda tired. My ear hurts. Spring break sucked ass. I didn't do ...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Locked in a place where no one goes

Eventually you get a to a point where everything is so hilarious... I'm gonna fail, lol I'm gonna die of lethargy, lol I'm morbidly obese, lol My house is on fire, lol See? Just don't care an...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What happened?

I used to be really smart, and now I just don't care and unless I change, I'll get to stay at CHS for another year. My head hurts.
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ugh...

I am so dreading school tomorrow... with ONS taken from me like a too-old-child's security blanket. Ugh. I felt so alone with it tonight... thank god I talked my night school teacher into letting me l...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uncle Shifter's got the night towel

I think there's some sort of creature living inside of me, biting organs, bones, and nerves at random. Right now he's migrated to my left calf. I think I'll name him Sheldon. It's the little thi...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST