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Paula in No Mans Land...

Don't hit kids! No, seriously, they have guns now.

About Me

My name is Paula. I wanna fuck a pig. Keep talking your shit, it's making me famous!!!
Yeah whatever I really don't care, I'm just saying that to make fun of all the whores that put that on their myspace. By the way, I don't really want to fuck a pig; I'm not into bestiality like you queers.

Check these fuckers out!

My Interests

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it???

I'd like to meet:

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. If you're cool and you're a good person, then I'll like you. End of story.
I like good people. All of my friends are good people. Sure we all do things a little destructive and completely crazy, but we're good people!
I can honestly say that I don't want to meet anyone who's constantly looking for a fight, fretting over what so and so thinks about their slutty clothes... All of that is bullshit, and I'm not one to really put up with bullshit. If it doesn't matter in the long run, why bother? I also like to live in the moment. Oooh, am I contradicting myself here? Who cares; it's my myspace, not yours.

Music:


Movies:

Horror.
Adventure.
Sci-Fi.
Comedy.

Television:

VIVA LA BAM IS MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER...
Jackass rocks...
Wildboyz... Yup...
Hahaha The Dudsons is freakin funny...
CSI.
And of course, the cartoons no one can live without... Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, and the Simpsons.

Books:

Anything and everything, from completely revolting and detailed stories of dismembering a human corpse, to fluffy clouds and unicorns. And of course, Harry Potter.

Heroes:

My friends, my family, random friendly people on the street. You all put a smile on my face :)

My Blog

Toyman 206: The love of my life addy weapon.

You are the milk in my cereal. You are the itch in my crack.You are the tar in my lungs.You are my menstrual cramp.And my moms online buddy.I feel a vaginal twitch.And a burning labia.I think I have a...
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST

I stole this from my brother

Love is a .....>Love is a serious mental disease.--PlatoLove is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.--Friedrich NietzscheLove is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly...
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

Lej Bean

So, I found out recently that my best friend is moving out to California in a couple of weeks.And I'm hurtin' really bad.But you know what?It doesn't matter.She's living her life, doing the thing she'...
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:22:00 PST

High Five

Who's drunk?Me.And these dudes.And lots of other types of fucked up.hahahaha.Tacos, Joey says.Or fish taco?Or so it sounds.What you ask?I don't really know.Yesenia says to go with him, but I don't wan...
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST

I have

Gone fucking insane.Honestly. And I have AIDS.....Chris gave it to me :(
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Shawn and I wrote a story....

as a start i want to inform you i did absolutly 100% of the typing therefore the work is all mine : )...................................................hay paula?... what sounds fun??........... she s...
Posted by Paula in No Mans Land... on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST