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B*A*M*F

I'd rather lick an AIDS-infested crack-whores asshole than shake hands with a Yankees fan.

About Me

If you're here, you probably already know too much. Soon, you will be attacked by ninjas. Your body will never be found.

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My Interests

Comic books, music, other such nerdy stuff; and I'm a total freakout baseball junkie.

I'd like to meet:

John Lasseter; Robin Williams; Alan Moore; George Lucas; Metallica, David Ortiz; Garth Ennis; and that one chick who worked at Borders in Brentwood about three years ago. KoRn - Twisted Transistor

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Music:

Black Label Society; Metallica; Pearl Jam; Dropkick Murphys; Pantera/Damageplan (R.I.P Dimebag-"Getcha Pull!") and anything else that just sounds good to me. There's really no logic to what I like.

Movies:

Anything by David Fincher; Tim Burton; Spielberg; Tarantino; Kevin Smith; and comic book-based movies(except, ironically, for the Tim Burton Batman movies)Look, people, if it's on film, I'll watch it. I jus' lub da moobies!

Television:

Comedy Central and ESPN. All I have time for. I'm on hiatus since Six Feet Under ended. Just try to convince that I'll like any show as much as that ever again.

Books:

Thoreau; Emerson; Mark Twain; Chuck Pahlaniuk; LotR; and the guy who writes Sports Illustrated. I think Harry Potter kicks ass. So sue me.

Heroes:

John Lasseter; George Lucas; Bob Kane; R2D2; Arnold Drummond; Robocop; Optimus Prime; John Forbes Nash,Jr.; Albert Einstein; Capt. Jack Sparrow; Abraham Lincoln; Jimi Hendrix; Bruce Lee; Shaft; Bill Hicks

My Blog

...And I'll Form The HEAD!!!!

Well, as many of you know, they've finally done it.  My absolute favorite show growing up is coming out on DVD.  Voltron: Defender of the Universe is here, and I.....don't know if I even wan...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

Now in Geek-Vision!

Good god I don't blog as much as I used to.  Maybe I just feel sorta.....numb?  Uninspired.  That's it.  Anyway, I was re-reading a bunch of old back-issues of Morrison's run on th...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

Why I love baseball.

This is my love letter to the greatest game ever..... I don't dislike any sport except golf.  The NFL is great fun, but it's really only something to do while waiting for spring training to start...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

Bill Hicks QOTD 11-04 2006

( to audience member) "How much do you smoke?" (audience member) "Uhhh, ' bout a pack and a half a day." "Pack and a half a day, huh?" (audience member)  "Yeah!" "I go through two lighters a day...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

Soul for Sale $1.00 at a time....

Went to Wal-Mart today.  Not proud of it, but I had no other choice.  Here, like most places, the Evil Empire long ago established their totalitarian control over small town, U.S.A. wiping o...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

FUCK BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!!!!!!

alright, pretend you work third shift for a minute......... (that means you sleep during the day)...............alright here goes.....Somewhere in Africa a few days ago, (six, by my best estimation) a...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

Bill Hicks Quote of the Day 08-07-06

"If the world is only ten thousand years old, and the bible covers it, you'd think somebody would have mentioned dinosaurs somewhere in the goddamn book.  'And Jesus and his disciples walked towa...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

NEW SECTION!!! The Bill Hicks Quote of the Day!!!!

"Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?"-----Bill Hicks 
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

Whatever happened to......

I was just wondering about some people we haven't heard from in a while.1)Where the hell are Hootie and the Blowfish?  Did Darius Rucker finally snap because people thought his name was "Hootie" ...
Posted by Lord Teabag the Mighty on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST