Hello, there. I am Shrek. Yes, I am an ogre. I get made fun of alot and I am feared. But it's all ok thanks to my one true love, Fiona♥ She makes it all better. And just because I'm an ogre, doesn't mean I am friendless. I have two friends, Donkey, he's a pain in my ass, and Puss in boots, he's so cute. I am smart and green!
My Interests
Fiona♥ is my only intrest in life. She's amazing!
I'd like to meet:
Someone who will treat me good.
Movies:
Shrek and Shrek 2.
Books:
Fairy tales. The ugly duckling is like my bible
My Blog
Wedding Day
Fiona and I got married finally. Sadly I had to met her parents in Far Far Away. You should have seen thier faces when they saw what they're daughter turned into.-They seemed shocked at first and afte... Posted by Shrek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
When Fiona and I met
I am madly in love with a woman. We met when I was sent on a quest with my annoying 'friend', Donkey to resque a princess from a fire-breathing dragon for Farquad to regain my swamp. -Here she is. Isn... Posted by Shrek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST