Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir

About Me

You & I = Same (generally)
I've seen my weakness, and it's right outside the door.
I try to stay super silky
We will/must love one another and die
I'm a super-outsider-rebel blending in with the norms...with uniform non-non-conformity, tongue in cheek, my appearance bespeaks nothing not tried-and-true and when the ego-x-plosion comes from the middle of fucking everywhere it'll be "who knew? who knew?" Then the Taoists'll raise their disgustingly universal mitts with a simple "We All Did." We all did. Cool heads advocate not wearing your religion on your sleeve, but that gets harder when your sleeve is but one part of the greater religion of self. Revile and style-o-phile to the heart's content, we'll make more, then destroy it, then bring it back as a nautically-themed dance party for onesies. (Money well spent)
I wish I knew a bit more about the issue at hand
Now I look like a moderately successful pornographer, and I come in three new & exciting flavors. (Peach, Sorghum, and zesty Italian)
My wheels are made out of a composite material consisting of the ground up bones of the innocent, the screams of the faithful, and the souls of children. Oh, and rubber. I'm pretty darn sure it can stand up to just about anything that comes out of an amp, unless that thing is a heavily distorted Caeser Romero snacking on a frost giant's leg marrow. That might be outside the range of tolerance, I'll have to check the factory specs.
That's a negative, Ghostrider.

My Interests

You. Me. Us. The past. The future. Blackula. A world where we are not ruled by our likes, dislikes, and vanities but by the substance of our insanities.
My Lincoln senses are tingling...

I'd like to meet:

Lesbian Ferrari Rides Again
This sent milk straight out my nose

Music:

Dick Knave and the Rad Bleeds

Everything will be METAL

Movies:

Snakes on Cocaine

Heroes:

"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are 'it might have been'".

Will Ferrell - Bush on Global Warming

My Blog

Religion does the same thing, now that I think about it

So I've got some largish ears and as such I tend to hear things. Lately it's been 'look at that pervert with the mustache!' but aside from that there is one notion I've been hearing a lot as wel...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

Tall-like tales from a whale's vagina

So I'm sitting on the balcony of my 8th floor suite, drinking down a complementary bottle of wine and watching the sun set over a sweet stretch of the Pacific when something occurs to me: if...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Episode 403-A: In which I eat three pounds of grapes non-sequentially

On Thursday I told my co-workers how fucked up I was going to get that night (Pretty Fucked-Up Lvl 2). After work I went and got a haircut, high and tight, and trimmed the ol' manhandles. ...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST

The Malarkey Marquis

A quick aside on something tickling my neurons (disgusting!). As a person, I often find myself immersed in the chaotic and insubstantial world of abstracts and the power various symbols exert ov...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

Shucks, dis world ain't so bad

I caught the tail end of Incredible Journey this weekend, and I haven't seen that movie in years. It was once a fav of mine back in the day, and I thought Michael J. Fox was the funniest muther ...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Some divisions in my religions

These types of things always crack me up because they appeal to vanity and are general enough to apply to a broad selection of folks. That being said, I like what came up: You are The Magici...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

I'm not ready for that jelly

So I've been thinking again, a horrible habit not even 24/7 Anna Nicole coverage can kill entirely, and it's led me into an impasse of sorts. What with the hullabaloo surrounding Don Imus' recen...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

@ the Turkey Farm

So Kurt Vonnegut is muy dead - this is upsetting. I liked the dude, never met him, never even saw him 'live', but boy was I fan. Still am, although now that he's dead it's a easier to fawn over him;...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

Surly Jones skirts the bones

The lesson here is you can never bring enough booze. 10ish bottles of wine and a smattering of whiskey proved to be inadequate, although the scarcity did necessitate the invention of whiskey-win...
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

The tableau of forever

Have you ever held a mirror up in front of another mirror? I'm more and more convinced that's how modern culture operates.
Posted by Pagan Pete's Druid Fluid NRG Elixir on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST